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Beijing 2008 Olympics All-Name Team

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1st TEAM

HOOKER Destinee
U.S, Women's Track & Field
Her parents did not have high expectations.

TAKESHITA Yoshie
Japan, Women's Volleyball

TAKESHITA Yuriko
Japan, Women's Kayak

CLAPP Stubby
Canada, Baseball

Thailand, Women's Weightlifting

2nd TEAM

DONG Dong
China, Men's Trampoline Gymnastics
A name so nice you say it twice!

FUCHS Samuel
Brazil, Men's Volleyball

MORON Gisela
Spain, Women's Synchronized Swimming

42 letters and a drug reference to boot!

MAHBOOB Hasan
Bahrain, Men's Track & Field

THE SOUNDS LIKE A CELEBRITY TEAM

HILL Clinton
Australia, Men's Track & Field
Runs a decent race at first but ultimately ends up losing to a black man.
Spain, Women's Basketball
The name on the tickets you bought for your 11-year old niece off eBay

ALL-GENITALIA TEAM


HONORABLE MENTION

BATGEREL Munguntuya - Reviews not as good as "The Dark Knight"
BONG Jungkeun
BU Tao - Poor guy will never know when the fans disapprove
BUTT Rehan
FUKUOKA Haruna
FUKUSHI Kayoko
FUKUSHIMA Chisato
FUKUSHIMA Michiko
FUKUZAWA Tatsuya
HORE Kerry
OH Yunsuk
TITCUME Natalie

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What about that swimmer from Britain named Liam Tancock?

by Marques J. Brantley on Aug 16, 2008 1:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

There are about 10,500 athletes competing in Beijing. I'm sure I probably missed a few. Liam Tancock probably deserved to make the list.

by Stanley Cup of Chowder on Aug 16, 2008 2:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dude you forgot

http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/beijing/MYA/Lai+Lai+Lai+Lai+Win/206162

by bvllets on Aug 19, 2008 3:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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