Can my blog outdraw the WNBA?

According to womensbasketballonline.com, the average nightly attendance in the WNBA this season is 7,860.

How hard can it be to draw 7,860 people? Well, I am about to find out. I am attempting to draw at least 7,860 unique visitors to my blog by midnight tonight (12 AM Eastern).

I know I have a more entertaining product than the WNBA, now I just need to prove it.

Please help me out in my effort and send tips to all your favorite sports blogs. Let's make this thing happen.

Yes, I am fully aware of how lame this is. Yes, this is a pathetic attempt to drive traffic to my site. I'm just trying get this blog up and running and I thought this would be a good way to get some more readers.