NHL Coming Attractions: Southeast Division

by Stanley Cup of Chowder on Sep 9, 2008 11:58 AM EDT

SNIPER
On a team that defines mediocrity, one man continues to find the back of the net. Ilya Kovalchuk stars in Sniper.

ALL ABOUT THE RUBLES
In a market where teams are just throwing cash around, one underachiever put together a solid three months during a contract year. Sergei Samsonov is All About the Rubles.

GRUMPIER OLDER MEN
In an arena filled with more blue hairs then a $4.99 all-you-can-eat buffet, one team continues to fail to make the playoffs and the snowbirds are starting to get restless. The Florida Panthers' fans star in Grumpier Old Men.

ANCHORMAN: THE LEGEND OF BARRY MELROSE
In a time when few can pull off the mullet, one man rocks it to perfection. Barry Melrose steps out from behind the anchor desk and steps back behind the bench. Barry Melrose is Anchorman.

ALEX & TED'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE
One is a talented young man in a foreign land just looking for love, the other is a man who doesn't take crap from anyone (especially bloggers and fans with homemade signs). Together they are determined to show the world that the Southeast Division belongs in the NHL. Alex Ovechkin and Ted Leonsis star in Alex & Ted's Excellent Adventure.

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