Serving up the best links of the week from all across the newfangled interwebs ... Don't forget to check for razor blades before consuming:

Top 10 Scary Goalie Masks... and no, the Sarah Palin/lipstick-wearing pitbull mask didn't make the cut [The Hockey News found via Hub Hockey]

Mass Hysteria introduces the masses to an awesomely bad Halloween song that I have had stuck in my head all day [Mass Hysteria]

A look at the 2008 Boston Red Sox World Series Parade... I know, I was confused too. Just read it. It's pretty funny [Hugging Harold Reynolds]

Adam Mair goes Trick or Treating in Ottawa's hallway [Puck Daddy]

The Jumbotron's best post yet [The Jumbotron]

Cue the Duckboats [Barstool Sports]

You can take the John Grahame out of North America, but you can't take the John Grahame out of John Grahame...