What do you get for a professional hockey player that seems to have everything for the holidays? Well, why don't you ask them?
"What do you want for Christmas this year?"
Patrice Bergeron: "It begins with a 'C' "
Gregory Campbell: A New Last Name - "Colin Campbell? Never heard of him."
Jordan Caron: A One-Way
Bus Train Ticket to Boston - "I'm tired of riding f@#king buses and drinking coffee milk!"
Zdeno Chara: A Sewing Kit - "This 'C' is barely hanging on here."
Andrew Ference: A New Bruins 3rd Jersey - "I got blood all over mine...or you could just plant a tree in my name."
Nathan Horton: A Playboy Playmate Wife - "Oh wait. I thought this is what you want for Christmas. I got life by the balls right now!"
Steven Kampfer: "I'm just happy to be here."
David Krejci: Scorpions Box Set - "Scorpions Super Awesome Fun Time"
Milan Lucic: A Day or Two Off - "Why else would a throw that sucker punch? What do you think I am stupid?"
Brad Marchand: A real number.- "#63? Seriously?"
Adam McQuaid: "I just want someone to fight with"
Daniel Paille: Comfy Seats on the 9th Floor and Canolis on the Dessert Cart - "Is that too much to ask for?"
Tuukka Rask: A Couple of Wins and Maybe Some Goal Support Every Once in A While - "No Comment"
Mark Recchi: "Some God damn respect from these young whippersnappers. Back in my day, you showed your elders respect...Hey, I'm not through talking. Get back here!"
Michael Ryder: A New Shootout Move - "Mine is beat. I've been using the same one for years"
Marc Savard: A New Scapegoat - "Hey, what happened to that Vlady kid?"
Tyler Seguin: "I just want the rookie hazing to stop."
Dennis Seidenberg: The Respect a Shot-Blocker Deserves - "Who wants to sex Seidenberg?"
Mark Stuart: "I think I would like to have shoehorns for hands"
Tim Thomas: A Gift Certificate to the Chiropractor - "I have been carrying your asses all year! My back is killing me!"
Shawn Thornton: Someone to Go to Dinner With - "Why won't anyone go to dinner with me?"
Blake Wheeler: "I just don't want to be traded to Edmonton. Please don't trade me to Edmonton..or Phoenix"
Claude Julien: "Could everyone just cool it with the F-word...and I don't mean Bruce Boudreau's favorite 4-letter word...Now, I don't want to make excuses, but...."
Peter Chiarelli: A Distraction from the Fact That I Traded Away a 20-Goal Scorer for Nothing in Return - "Hey look over there. It's Jeremy Jacobs. You guys hate him more than me. Right? Remember that Kessel trade? How 'bout shipping Wideman out of town?"
Jacobs Family: More Revenue Streams - "If we don't find more revenue streams, we will have to raise ticket prices by 60% next season. I mean what we really want is a really big trophy, but more revenue streams would be nice too."
Happy Holidays from Stanley Cup of Chowder!