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Oilers media doesn't understand how drafts work; still attempting to tamper

Like the rest of you, I've been trying to read up on prospect news and interesting facts about Tyler Seguin and whoever the Bruins end up with with their other pick.  So like any good hockey fan, I went to TSN's draftcentre and was immediately smacked in the face with a story about the Oilers next jersey and ticket seller, Taylor Hall.  Hall had a press conference with the Oilers recently and the media there tried to convince him to play for Edmonton instead of Boston.

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Now before you get all worked up about the Oilers taking Hall - they will, and with the first overall pick - know that Hall was in Boston the week prior, basically doing the same thing.  Hall and Seguin are both being scouted by only Boston and Edmonton.  Now that that's over with, here's the meat of the story and evidence of the vile Edmonton media's laughable attempt at tampering:

 

He laughed when asked if he knew the difference between the Alberta drinking age -- 18 -- and the drinking age in Massachusetts --21.

"Doesn't matter to me. I am a hockey player."

Well obviously it doesn't matter.  Cowboys is in Calgary.  But you can see the insidious plot to convince Taylor Hall to....well, huh.  The funny thing about this question is that whether Taylor Hall can walk into any bar in Alberta (because he's of age) or any bar in Boston (because he's a superstar) probably doesn't play into whether the Oilers pick him first or not.  This is not the end of the Oilers' media treachery, however...the plot thickens:  

Is he a steak man or a seafood man?

"I like steak."

Though there are plenty of wonderful places to get a steak in or near Boston, and I'd probably say "steak" as well, this is an obvious dig at Boston's coastal nature and seafood industry, and an opportunity to mention that Alberta produces half of Canada's beef. 

This obvious attempt at tampering will not stand!

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My favorite TSN comment from the original article, from mensa member cplsi:

Trade with Boston for the 2nd and 15th pick and Wheeler (RFA) – take Seguin or Hall, whomever is left and get another high quality player at the 15th spot! Both players will be stars! We can’t miss!

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 16, 2010 10:09 AM EDT reply actions  

Very interesting…

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by bestbostonsports on Jun 16, 2010 10:12 AM EDT reply actions  

Questions for the Boston media to ask Hall:
  • Do you know how many colleges are here versus Alberta? Have you seen some of the girls that attend them? I mean, seriously?
  • Do you prefer jerseys that look like aprons with goofy gaps in the arm striping, or classic, iconic designs that hearken back to the greatest defenseman in the history of the game?
  • Would you prefer a diverse metropolis with over 7.5 million people in the region, or cows?
  • Seriously, have you seen some of those girls?

by Arenacale on Jun 16, 2010 10:26 AM EDT reply actions  

lol

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by bestbostonsports on Jun 16, 2010 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, it appears the Edmonton media might ask Seguin those questions later today.

by Arenacale on Jun 16, 2010 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Screw him!
Let him try not to choke on his steak while he watches Tyler drink the bubbly out the cup, some night in june, while its still friggin freezing in Alberta.
Have a good time cow tippin’ every April May and June!

by SkateHitShoot on Jun 16, 2010 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not noted: Hall's similarities to a Jersey Shore extra

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"Pfft, Wii’s where it’s at. *Swings toy plastic racquet, separates shoulder"- RudyKelly

by Kevin Sellathamby on Jun 16, 2010 10:42 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

hahahahahahahahah

yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

This is amazing.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 16, 2010 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh wow

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by bestbostonsports on Jun 16, 2010 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Did Edmonton ask him if he liked wining hockey games? Oh, they didn’t?

by MattS on Jun 16, 2010 5:27 PM EDT reply actions  

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Welcome to the offseason. Asking him if he likes drinking and steak isn’t really tampering.

by Stanley Cup of Chowder on Jun 16, 2010 6:18 PM EDT reply actions  

You didn’t really take it seriously, did you?

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 16, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even as a Canadian

I really can’t see Hall wanting to play in Edmonton over Boston. Not at all. Us people from Ontario don’t know a thing about Alberta.

All this buttoning and unbuttoning

by Marttisdad on Jun 17, 2010 2:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Shades of Daigle? Take him, edmonton!

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 17, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who would?

Edmonton is Ottawa West.

No wonder Tambellini has to offer sheet everybody, he can’t pay enough money for a free agent to sign there.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 19, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

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