Jersey Chat? No, No, Not A Jersey Shore Thread
I love Hockey Sweaters, Jerseys what ever you call them.... Any way figured i also enjoy talking about them history behind them how ugly/odd some are and How Bad ASS some can be, Im not just talking NHL, some of those euro leagues have some pretty crazy things going on.... So hope some of you can chime in on your favorites and some of the ones you hate Enjoy.....oh and What's on Tap? we are going to need it for this
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FISH AWAY!

YEAH I LOVE IT why no clue why, maybe it is because i am a simple minded child, or maybe i have a thing for curvy numbers or maybe i love processed fish sticks that’s it i think
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I dunno...
I always thought it looked like Captain Highliner on steroids haha.
They did it for Savy, they did it for Horton, they did it for each other, they did it for us. I give you the 2011 Stanley Cup Champions....The Boston Bruins!!
Love these!
Don’t know why Islanders fans would hate them. These are so fun.
by Anthony Emerson on Dec 6, 2011 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
Here are just a few of my favorite non-Bruins NHL jerseys:
What Bruins fan wouldn’t support that other Quebec team?

This one is so weird, and I kinda like the logo (i.e., the coyote’s head on their home and away jerseys)…. the trim is downright awful, which makes it funny:
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Yesssss. This wreaks of Cam Neely, Rick Tocchet, the fckin’ Recching Ball, etc. etc.:

Can’t forget this one – my BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD had tickets to the All Star game when it was here – we were 15 – and she told her brother she didn’t like hockey, soooooo I didn’t go. We’re 30 now and I haven’t let her live it down.

This one just makes me go, “WTF?”:

Kick his ass, Seabass!
as for non-NHL...
I used to have this with Samsonov’s name on it – it was lost in the great breakup of ’07, where I threw out everything that particular boyfriend ever gave me:

I’m a fan of the Finnish Flash and always dug team Finland’s jerseys:

1. They’re kind of Wild-esque. 2. Look who’s wearing it. That guy makes any sweater fuckin’ awesome.

A cat-fox thing with a Kalashnikov? How could I not post this?
The name always made me laugh. Seriously, they couldn’t come up with anything more location-appropriate?

I like their logo, and their home/away jerseys, but I’m Irish, so I’ll go with this one:
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Kick his ass, Seabass!
I want one so bad
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 2, 2011 7:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Kentucky Thoroughblades

Can’t find these in sizes larger than youth large. Obnoxious.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 1, 2011 10:36 PM EDT reply actions
Just peel the numbers off!!
http://cgi.ebay.com/KENTUCKY-THOROUGHBLADES-GAME-WORN-JERSEY-AHL-VANDERMEER-/260825001123?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3cba61aca3
Kick his ass, Seabass!
by phonymahoney on Aug 1, 2011 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I don’t think the Lock Monsters could make a bad jersey. The colors are obnoxious and I like all of their sweaters.
Kick his ass, Seabass!
booo!
lemme try that again… 
Kick his ass, Seabass!
by phonymahoney on Aug 1, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions

i have no words for how awesome/hideous these are. happy holidays inDEED.
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Possibly the best christmas sweater of all time.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 2, 2011 7:42 AM EDT up reply actions
SO great. The Christmas lights in the palm trees and the snowflake socks are nice touches.
Kick his ass, Seabass!
by phonymahoney on Aug 2, 2011 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Russia brings it
Love the Soviet-era propaganda look of this one

with the sweet killer bear patch

The Moscow Penguins: What would happen if the Pens and Blues mated:

Bruins 3rds anyone?

Ditto:

A couple above are from this site, which had some nice stuff if you can wade through the Avs gear (http://jerseysandhockeylove.com/blog/category/jersey/)
by TomServo42 on Aug 2, 2011 7:09 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
The yellow bear one (atlant?) rules
if only for Emery’s goalie pads with them.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 2, 2011 7:41 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
oh my god.
I’m not a goalie, but I’ll become one if I could get my hands on those things.
Kelly Hrudey’s American flag pads were way cool back in the day.

Kick his ass, Seabass!
by phonymahoney on Aug 2, 2011 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions
In communist russia, jersey wears you!
Kick his ass, Seabass!
by phonymahoney on Aug 2, 2011 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions
A few more from the homefront
Some hometown pride:

Ditto. Meet me outside

And I’ve just always enjoyed the Rizzo-the-Rat-on-ice look of the River Rats logo

I MISS THE RIVER RATS :|
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LIGHT THE LAMP
NOT THE RAT!!!!!!!
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by phonymahoney on Aug 2, 2011 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions
The River Rats jersey defiantly was a solid one.
by Dave Carignan on Aug 2, 2011 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions
From the dutch league
The (now-defunct Amsterdam team) Amstel Tijgers!

One thing I dig about the jersey is all the stars on the shoulder – that’s all the times they’ve won the trophy outlined to the left of the star line.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 2, 2011 7:45 AM EDT reply actions
This Lightning alternate is such a disgrace that there’s something wrong with you if you don’t like it out of sympathy for the guys who had to wear it:
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Kick his ass, Seabass!
I don’t think whoever designed that jersey knows who hokusai is.
That said I love this and the burger king and the blues horns and every canucks sweater pre-maroon-gradient, so some people would think that I’m a little biased.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 2, 2011 9:18 AM EDT up reply actions
favorite. loved, rec’d, etc etc. those screen printed jerseys were horrendous yet awesome.
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The only good think about Mike Keenan as coach in St. Louis
Was that he fought like hell to keep the players from wearing these.
Baltimore Blast - 6-time MISL/NISL Champions
Let's go Blues!
by UIWWildthing on Aug 5, 2011 8:25 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I thought the maroon gradient was pretty funny, and I don’t know how Canucks fans can use that “believe in blue” slogan when their team colors have only changed 125,567,134,998 times.
I liked their red alternates from the Mogilny days.
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by phonymahoney on Aug 2, 2011 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions
The Burger King ones rocked. I also liked that weird Stars alternate:
It could be said that I am generally an alternate jersey fan – the weirder, the better. Poohbear is my favorite, and I’m bummed that our alternates are totally lame right now. Where are the stripes on the bottom?! Helloooo!! Bring me a gold jersey!
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by phonymahoney on Aug 2, 2011 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions
Bingo. The whole thing with the alternate jerseys is to be different. Got a modern looking team like the Blues? Go with a classic looking alt (as they did). Classic looking team like Bruins? Go with something more radical (like the Bear Head).
I LOVE THE MOOTERUS. fact, i have a friend who owns that jersey. it’s beautifully ridiculous in person.
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The Mooterus !!!
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
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by Tomorrows Blues on Aug 5, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I lol’d when I saw this for the first time…The Peter North Stars

by tkent on Aug 2, 2011 9:21 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Epic win is epic.
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by Tomorrows Blues on Aug 5, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
kingston i am judging you so hard rn
….did they do this before Ryan Spooner played there? Because welp, my kingdom for a picture of him in one of these.
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per the youtube video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JKwI24VXVI
“Missisauga defeats Kingston 4-3 – Oct 21, 2009”
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 2, 2011 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh man those are hideous looking, but at the same time awesome!
by Dave Carignan on Aug 2, 2011 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions

love some of the finnish league jerseys where you can’t tell what’s an ad and what’s the actual logo.
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the mid-to-late 90s finnish jerseys were sooooo good.
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by phonymahoney on Aug 2, 2011 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Agreed. So good. I want a gold jersey.
Kick his ass, Seabass!
by phonymahoney on Aug 2, 2011 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions
When I hear the original rumors of a gold jersey, I thought I’d hate it. I couldn’t have been more wrong, the Winter Classic jersey was fantastic. If they bring back a gold 3rd, I hope it literally is unchanged.
by Michael Taylor on Aug 2, 2011 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions
You think losing is funny?
Well, not at first, but once you get the hang of it.
Quack, quack, quack, quack, Mr Ducksworth!

Kick his ass, Seabass!
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 2, 2011 11:23 AM EDT reply actions
the logos are a mix of coloring book and old-world awesomeness,
and the colors? holy easter egg on skates, batman!

Kick his ass, Seabass!
Fun post, and you guys found some outstanding jerseys!
"2011 Stanley Cup Champion Boston Bruins!" - Music to my ears!
I love minor league hockey and its love of Christmas themed jerseys:
Adirondack IceHawks. Funny stuff.

The Hershey Bears know how to do it:

The Binghamton Senators are awesome because they love Seinfeld. So good.

and the back, Festivus Pole included:

Kick his ass, Seabass!
THAT IS UNREAL.
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the ECHL is boss at ridiculous alt jerseys. In Bakersfield, they did a michael jackson tribute night where all the players wore one white glove and these things.
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I’m a little upset we havent seen the prototype for the Brooklyn Islanders sweaters yet, personally.
by Ryan Durling on Aug 2, 2011 4:58 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
All of these sweaters are REAL SWEATERS
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 2, 2011 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Apparently these were the Blues 3rd jerseys at one point.
I don’t know whats cooler, the jersey or the cat!
Sorry Arenacale don’t know how I missed this one already being posted.
by Dave Carignan on Aug 2, 2011 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions
How dare we all forget the Burger King Jersey
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Aug 2, 2011 5:23 PM EDT reply actions
Nice. Kind of looks like what the Monarchs have worn.
by Dave Carignan on Aug 2, 2011 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions
We didn't forget it!
I posted it above!
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by phonymahoney on Aug 3, 2011 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Beavis and Butthead jerseys!

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Aug 2, 2011 5:25 PM EDT reply actions
Where the hell do these things come from!?!
by Dave Carignan on Aug 2, 2011 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Just google searched beavis and butthead jerseys to find if one actually existed.
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Aug 2, 2011 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions
This one actually looks like it is fuzzy.
by Dave Carignan on Aug 2, 2011 5:36 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
I challenge anyone
to find a worst one than this. Keep in mind that there may not be another jersey out there with that fuzzy blanket effect.
by Dave Carignan on Aug 2, 2011 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions
What do you mean you forgot your jersey? Well, all we’ve got’s this mascot gear, through that on and get out there
Haha yeah looks like they borrowed the mascots gear for sure.
by Dave Carignan on Aug 2, 2011 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Sent you the Greenville. This is simply awesome. Wow.
Kick his ass, Seabass!
by phonymahoney on Aug 3, 2011 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
I’m making a brooklyn islanders jersey, I don’t even care. started to sketch concepts at work today. here is a crappy-ass sneak peek.

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by sarahconnors on Aug 2, 2011 5:59 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
and yes that is the brooklyn bridge instead of stripes across the bottom. Because stripes are definitely too mainstream.
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by sarahconnors on Aug 2, 2011 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
goes without saying that instead of hockey shorts, they’ll be wearing skinny jeans.
by Ryan Durling on Aug 2, 2011 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
skinny cooperalls actually.
i need to incorporate plaid into this jersey somehow. maybe their away jerseys will have plaid yokes
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if they make the playoffs (LOLLLLL) they’ll all be required to do the Dubi.

(this is the part where I don’t admit that I love brandon dubinsky. shhhhh)
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rec'ing is so mainstream
but fuck it, +1 to this
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by tkent on Aug 3, 2011 9:02 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
LMAO!
Let Us Go, Islanders! (Ever notice how strange that sounds without the contraction?)
by TheMetalChick on Aug 8, 2011 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions
pfffffft, so what
We had Chara before he was mainstream.
We may be in the box, but you get the penalty.
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by mikb on Aug 8, 2011 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let Us Go, Islanders! (Ever notice how strange that sounds without the contraction?)
by TheMetalChick on Aug 9, 2011 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
give that jersey suspenders instead of piping
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 3, 2011 2:07 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I hope you do
I frickin love it lmao.
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by TheMetalChick on Aug 8, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
And if you did
You have to put a player like Cody Rosen on it.
Tavares is too mainstream lmao.
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by TheMetalChick on Aug 9, 2011 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
ok so i have a question for you folks…… Knockoffs how do you feel about them?
i use to say never would i want them, but then after a while i said Wait……i go to bar’s these things cost alot and i always some how get some form of something on one, Fuck it $30 for a not so bad one that i can wear where ever and not have a care in the world if i get Narragansett all over it haha…… now that said i have 4 knock of B’s ones i got from a friend who well didnt know they were going to be knock offs i felt bad and said it’s ok and paid him any way, The Road whites are so bad but i can live with it, The Black homes are pretty good but you could spot some offs,
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the neon yellow winter classic knockoffs are soooooo bad.
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oh yeaaah they are!
i actually got a good laugh i saw a winter classic horton jersey yesterday on a kid at the mall WISH i took a picture
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ALSO
automatic “shersey” foul = there are actually winter classic Kaberle shirts being sold at sports authority….or at least, there were during the season. NOT OK
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The real foul is someone that would actually buy the Kaberle Winter Classic jersey. FOr many reasons.
by Dave Carignan on Aug 2, 2011 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I saw someone wearing one outside the Garden during the Finals.
True story.
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by phonymahoney on Aug 3, 2011 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
amazing
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 3, 2011 2:02 AM EDT up reply actions
If you are drinking Bru-Bakers then you defiantly want the original to spill it on. They just go hand and hand.
by Dave Carignan on Aug 2, 2011 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions
This is true. It’s good to be defiant.
Kick his ass, Seabass!
by phonymahoney on Aug 3, 2011 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Don't Judge ok Judge
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not the worst Knock off ive seen, Lettering like on most are off but what can you expect from child labor right? at least the B Chest logo isnt the size of a dime… and this one actually fits like a legit one
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let’s see where to start, 2011 Champions patch? haha ok odd lettering i mean DAMN odd lettering and fits like a shirt oh well, I forgot to take a picture of the Home Bergeron one but it fits like a shirt also but it looks like the Timmy T one like i said hit and miss but wont be upset if they get ruined somehow
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Do love my Mitchell and Ness though Thanks to EbaY!
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I have this one, loooove it.
Kick his ass, Seabass!
by phonymahoney on Aug 3, 2011 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
The logo on the white one looks baaaaad.
Kick his ass, Seabass!
by phonymahoney on Aug 3, 2011 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Maryland, my Maryland...
How lovely are your goalie pads:

You perhaps knew me better as "Your Nation's Capital." Same great commentary, now with 100% more transparency!
by EmilyB on Aug 2, 2011 6:30 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
whaaaat. that looks like it belongs on a nascar car or something. AWESOME.
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Those be the Maryland State Flag in goalie pad form.
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oh.
crap.
THAT IS AMAZING.
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pads like that deserve a D-I team.
by Ryan Durling on Aug 2, 2011 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
yep, maryland pads rule
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 3, 2011 2:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Very nice
Nice way to rep my home state!
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Let's go Blues!
classy pads
Love the MD state flag.
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Have no idea what this is, why it was made but I found it on ebay and it’s my most prized possession on account of how ugly it is.
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by sydtron on Aug 2, 2011 9:13 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Once upon a time....
…in a small Connecticut city, a minor league hockey team was born. It’s owner was a mob associate, who appointed his 18-year-old hockey playin’ son as general manager after he graduated high school. The team featured an Arab player, another from Nigeria, and Wayne Gretzky’s no-talent brother. It’s highest scorer also led the league in PIMs.
I give you the Danbury Trashers.

Why somebody hasn’t made a movie about them is beyond me….
by Forsch31 on Aug 2, 2011 9:18 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd
What a kickass logo too. Danbury’s current team is the Federal Hockey League (yep!) Whalers, which has jerseys with a cool take on the basic Hartford look:

One of the co-owners of the Danbury Whalers is Mike Barnes, the son of William Barnes, one of the four founders of the original Whalers franchise. Mike also worked with the Hartford Whalers for 11 years.
small world
I play deck hockey in the same league as a guy in Danbury’s front office. Great guy, fellow goalkeeper, and drives a helluva distance to get there.
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This is great, and I truly wish they had an Oscar the Grouch alternate.
The Wikipedia article about them is funny, too. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danbury_Trashers
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by phonymahoney on Aug 3, 2011 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Danbury Trashers are a legend. I feel like if it was a Canadian team there would be a Rocket-esque flick about them.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 3, 2011 2:05 AM EDT up reply actions
I went to a Danbury Trashers game once.
Two guys fought before the puck even dropped the ice. The 18 yr-old son/GM wore sweatpants, a wife-beater and multiple gold chains in the “owners box” and his mother wore leopard print spandex. Unreal.
by Jones79 on Aug 6, 2011 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
amazing
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 6, 2011 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I don’t think that could be more awesome.
Kick his ass, Seabass!
by phonymahoney on Aug 7, 2011 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions
And speaking of the Federal Hockey League
Let’s give it up for the official jersey of Hyannisport’s own…

Federal League represent!
Brooklyn don’t need no Islanders, we got a team:

admittedly not much of a jersey though…
by TomServo42 on Aug 2, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That league is going to have an actual Cape Cod team this year. Pretty good that they about doubled their teams in two seasons. That’s the kind of league that I hope gets a team closer to Boston, I’d be very happy to have cheap FHL games to check out.
As a girl from the 'Ville,
I need to represent. The Highlander hockey jerseys have gone way downhill since I was in school though – they used to be Rangers jerseys that said ‘Somerville’ on them (which admittedly is not great)… but now they look like football jerseys – booooo!

Also, I thought this was pretty weird, and I’m bummed I can’t find a good photo of someone wearing a Danbury Mad Hatters jersey:

Kick his ass, Seabass!
Absolutely, and I like how angry the hat really is.
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by phonymahoney on Aug 3, 2011 8:59 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Can we get a concept for a Whalercanes or Hurriwhales logo? I think it has potential to be fun…
by tkent on Aug 3, 2011 9:06 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
best
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 3, 2011 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions
The site is blocked on my work computer, but I’m guessing that’s team Israel?
His pads are pretty snazzy, too.

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by TomServo42 on Aug 3, 2011 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
and today on horrendous jerseys from connecticut....

i’m pretty sure the green is either day-glo or it actually glows in the dark
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I like the idea of hockey formalwear.

This one was the Alaska Aces’ New Year jersey:

Seinfeld’s puffy shirt?

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But I dont WANNA be a pirate!
lol… this thread is funny as hell.
Let Us Go, Islanders! (Ever notice how strange that sounds without the contraction?)
by TheMetalChick on Aug 8, 2011 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions
bad goalie! BAD!
Don’t cross your pads in front of each other at the knees! Though in his defense, it’s harder to slide into a neat stance on Sport Court.
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by mikb on Aug 8, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
now that you point it out, it totally could be…
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by phonymahoney on Aug 3, 2011 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
holy hell
The Hitlerbunnies!
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by mikb on Aug 8, 2011 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Awesome. And I totally had those Star Wars sheets.
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by phonymahoney on Aug 3, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Landshut Cannibals...
The NHL totally needs a team called the Cannibals – Brooklyn, perhaps?


The Russian Rocket played one game for them:

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Whoa!
The back is badass as well:
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by phonymahoney on Aug 3, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Am I the only one
Who immediately thought Mutant League Hockey?
Baltimore Blast - 6-time MISL/NISL Champions
Let's go Blues!
This alt was weird but the logo is cool. Would look good as a shoulder patch.

Don’t know why I picked two Flames sweaters, but the striping on this one seemed strange to me since day one:

i have a sudden urge to want to snort coke…….. and beat hookers
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by Losted125 on Aug 8, 2011 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
the snorting horse...
Where’ve I seen something like this before?
Oh, yeah – my niece has one.

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by mikb on Aug 8, 2011 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I love that his using his (presumably) missing leg as a stick.
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by phonymahoney on Aug 8, 2011 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
the greatest part about that?
it’s the milwaukee admirals’ PRIMARY logo!

as opposed to the NORFOLK admirals….who use this:

way more boring imo. but still cool.
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I NEED a Milwaukee Admirals jersey. NEED.
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by phonymahoney on Aug 9, 2011 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
it’s LOOKING AT ME!!!!
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 11, 2011 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh noes!
Don’t make eye contact!
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by phonymahoney on Aug 11, 2011 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
a more traditional Christmas jersey, if there is such a thing:
the mean panther wishing you a Merry Christmas makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.

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Oh yes it is back!
thank you Sarah!
so let’s start this thing back up
would you like to see NHL go back to White Home jerseys? ( or is it up to the teams?)
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Home Whites all the way!
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by SkateHitShoot on Nov 10, 2011 3:53 PM EST up reply actions
you’ve gotta post actual picture URLs
http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_nhl_experts__73/ept_sports_nhl_experts-874744486- is not a picture
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Nov 10, 2011 1:02 PM EST up reply actions
i am
i think its the server or blocks on my network…. govt computer…bleh
" You see this? This is my BOOMSTICK"
i have the white liberty jersey… idont see them at all online….theyre are pretty sweet… i am getting the heritage for christmas…Capt. Callahan! i want to get a RB77 or Orr jersey.
" You see this? This is my BOOMSTICK"
Orr. It’s a classic like crazy
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Nov 10, 2011 2:41 PM EST up reply actions
ugh, i don’t know what they were thinking with those!
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by phonymahoney on Nov 10, 2011 1:45 PM EST up reply actions
I want one of these, no lie.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Nov 10, 2011 2:42 PM EST up reply actions
Mayhaps a peverley????
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everyday
I’m Byfuglien
" You see this? This is my BOOMSTICK"
by NYC Jim347 on Nov 10, 2011 2:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Nice to see this threat back
Still no one will find a more ridiculous jersey that that fuzzy tiger skin looking on eI found.
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by sarahconnors on Nov 10, 2011 5:40 PM EST up reply actions
They knock it out of the park with their gimmick jerseys
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Nov 10, 2011 3:07 PM EST up reply actions
This one is absolutely awesome. Possibly the best one on here.
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by phonymahoney on Nov 10, 2011 3:27 PM EST up reply actions
or those shirts pediatric nurses where!
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by SkateHitShoot on Nov 10, 2011 3:55 PM EST up reply actions
you guys aren’t far off the mark: http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Everblades-8216-under-the-sea-8217-hockey-je?urn=nhl-wp17116
Raising money for a Childrens Hospital, good deal!
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by SkateHitShoot on Nov 10, 2011 4:42 PM EST up reply actions
lolwtf
this is what those old-folksy season ticket holders wear, along with lots and lots of pins
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by phonymahoney on Nov 10, 2011 7:20 PM EST up reply actions
wrong.
They should have their jersey buying card ripped and shredded for treating those jerseys with such disrespect.
They did it for Savy, they did it for Horton, they did it for each other, they did it for us. I give you the 2011 Stanley Cup Champions....The Boston Bruins!!
I really love all the kitschy shit minor-league hockey does.
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by phonymahoney on Nov 13, 2011 12:44 PM EST up reply actions
Just got this in today
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Mitch and Ness Espo jersey wanted one real bad unfortunately I got sizes mixed up and thought 56 was a Large, sadly it is a XL and is MASSIVE on me sooooo $75 bucks anyone want :) haha
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Nov 13, 2011 2:53 AM EST up reply actions
If I had the extra dough, I absolutely would.
I just lost a Recchi jersey on Ebay at the last minute, and I was winning for 6 days. :( booo
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by phonymahoney on Nov 13, 2011 12:45 PM EST up reply actions
I wanna buy it but I need to buy Christmas presents for people that are not me first.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Nov 30, 2011 12:10 PM EST up reply actions
what year all star jerseys you guys like the most?
I really love the Green and Purple ones from like 94 haa
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I love those,
and my best friend got tickets to the all star game for Christmas from her brother when it was here, but she didn’t like hockey, so she told him to take them back. We were 14 or 15 at the time. We’re 30 now, and I’ve yet to let her live it down. Bourque and Neely played in that game!
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by phonymahoney on Nov 13, 2011 7:35 PM EST up reply actions
oops, forgot to actually answer your question
I like most of them. My favorite is probably this:

or this:

Okay, or this:

Hahaha, I guess I like most of them?
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by phonymahoney on Nov 13, 2011 7:40 PM EST up reply actions
Oh god who seen the new islanders 3rds? soooo bad
hope they wear them when we vist haha
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I hope they do too
they’re very Mets and Kinicks – like… What’s up with the blue and orange NY teams? (is this when Corny provides me with a history of the colors bue and orange in the 5 boroughs, and why they’re significant? I don’t care enough to look it up, hahah)… Why not bring back the Gorton’s fisherman, or SOMETHING? Maybe like some cannibals or something? Cannibals live on Islands, right?

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by phonymahoney on Nov 17, 2011 1:44 PM EST up reply actions
That's just wrong!
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by SkateHitShoot on Nov 18, 2011 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
yeah but no twill? lame
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Nov 23, 2011 2:26 PM EST up reply actions
Won!

won one of these the other night on the bay, no sadly not signed haha which well is ok becasue i wana rock it,
I like how when I don’t watch an item till the last second i win and when i sit there waiting WAITING i miss out
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That’s a good one, especially because a lot of people forget about his time on the Blues.
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by phonymahoney on Nov 30, 2011 8:56 AM EST up reply actions
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
All jerseys on mitchellandness.com are only 100 bucks until the end of monday
brb buying an ’89 neely
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Any time the P-Bruins don the Providence/Rhode Island Reds look, it's a win
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