So Crosby's a Ferrari, eh?

by Arenacale on Sep 8, 2011 9:34 PM EDT

So, if you believe Sidney Crosby's doctor, the Pens' star is a Ferrari. Cool, I can kinda see that. He's fast, (stick-) handles well, and generally carries d-bags (i.e. Matt Cooke).

But what of other NHL players? What cars are they? Sticking with purely automotive creations, I've compiled a bit of a list. See if you agree:

Alex Ovechkin:

via upload.wikimedia.org

Patrick Kane:

via upload.wikimedia.org

Dwayne Roloson:

via upload.wikimedia.org

Zdeno Chara:

via blog.al.com

(also Max Pacioretty as the boat)

Hal Gill:

via upload.wikimedia.org

(The crawler, not the shuttle).

Andrew Ference:

via upload.wikimedia.org

Daniel and Henrik Sedin:

via i.walmartimages.com

Rick DiPietro:

via www.staticwhich.co.uk

I know you guys will have some suggestions - let's see them!

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I had no clue what this was about first, but it got funnier and funnier as it went on.

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by Dave Carignan on Sep 8, 2011 10:07 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs

Excellent work - Rec

And one more:

David Krejci

Anyone? Is this thing on?

by TomServo42 on Sep 8, 2011 10:35 PM EDT reply actions

goddamn it

the picture disappeared on that one. Damn you internets.
David Krejci:

by TomServo42 on Sep 15, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

rec

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Sep 16, 2011 9:13 AM EDT up reply actions

Arg, can't resist

Dany Heatly

…sorry

by TomServo42 on Sep 8, 2011 10:41 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs

terrible, but I love it.

Kick his ass, Seabass!

by phonymahoney on Sep 9, 2011 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions

You're a monster!

rec.

by meetyourmako on Sep 16, 2011 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions

Haha that is great! The Sedin twin one made me do a spit take of my coffee. Rec’d

I like Laich, but I <3 Green
Keep the faith!!!!!!

by RockinRed4Life on Sep 9, 2011 12:35 PM EDT reply actions

Same here, I almost choked!

…unlike the Sedins, who did choke.

Kick his ass, Seabass!

by phonymahoney on Sep 9, 2011 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs

Hal Gill, IMO:

While Kane has a history with Taxis, he needs a douchemobile as well.

Luongo, since you never know what you’re gonna get:

Kick his ass, Seabass!

by phonymahoney on Sep 9, 2011 1:13 PM EDT reply actions

Luongo

Roberto Luongo: Timmy never pumped his tires

by MisterBruin on Sep 11, 2011 9:06 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs

awesome

by Circler on Sep 11, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions

Burrows

An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs.

by jjoe1185 on Sep 13, 2011 4:38 PM EDT reply actions 6 recs

Rec’d!

by Arenacale on Sep 13, 2011 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions

nice find. rec

by TomServo42 on Sep 13, 2011 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions

greentown!

Kick his ass, Seabass!

by phonymahoney on Sep 14, 2011 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions

Sean Avery

by BSliney89 on Sep 14, 2011 10:13 PM EDT reply actions

Mike Van Ryn

by BSliney89 on Sep 14, 2011 10:15 PM EDT reply actions

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZDngpTmpzQ

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Sep 14, 2011 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions