Public Draft: Let's All Laugh at Phil Kessel Together
Seriously though, the poor guy can't go last two years in a row, can he?
I've never met a fake event with more hype that nobody cares about surrounding it in recent memory. Will Chara draft a Canuck? Will Thomas snub the Canadian PM (they're in Ottawa, after all)? Will the Senators get their due and go last collectively?
Anyway, the draft starts at 8. NBCSN has a pre-show at 7:30. You can watch them both or not watch anything at all, but you should definitely join in the conversation.
268 comments
|
0 recs |
Do you like this story?
Comments
should have been the picture used

HOCKEY TEMPER
by Losted125 on Jan 26, 2012 7:06 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
hockeyisthegreatestsporteva would draft Phil 1st. Because he’s a fan of the game
Keep Calm and Tim Tom
by Big Bad Me on Jan 26, 2012 7:56 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Nice, was thrilled to see the open skate for this!
Friday Night Fights and Bruins History at Stanley Cup of Chowder
Follow The Black and Blue and Gold for even more Boston Bruins coverage!
Anyone else hoping Z takes both Sedins to make them play with him and Claude?
And that the former teammates discussed the Kessel pick ahead of time…
Our intention isn't to discuss this... it's to see if you can bleed.
by BobbyOrrsBastard on Jan 26, 2012 8:03 PM EST reply actions
or
pick them and don’t play them at all?
Keep Calm and Tim Tom
Would never happen
League would destroy Claude for that.
Our intention isn't to discuss this... it's to see if you can bleed.
by BobbyOrrsBastard on Jan 26, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions
I know
would be hilarious though
Keep Calm and Tim Tom
sigh
you take so much literally. are you a scientist?
Kick his ass, Seabass!
by phonymahoney on Jan 26, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions
Engineer.
Our intention isn't to discuss this... it's to see if you can bleed.
by BobbyOrrsBastard on Jan 26, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions
close enough. that explains it.
Kick his ass, Seabass!
by phonymahoney on Jan 26, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
Would be ironic.
Friday Night Fights and Bruins History at Stanley Cup of Chowder
Follow The Black and Blue and Gold for even more Boston Bruins coverage!
by Dave Carignan on Jan 26, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
All Bruins and country men first for Chara.
Friday Night Fights and Bruins History at Stanley Cup of Chowder
Follow The Black and Blue and Gold for even more Boston Bruins coverage!
Boston-Vancouver the biggest rivalry
Wha?! They aren’t even tops for each team!
Our intention isn't to discuss this... it's to see if you can bleed.
by BobbyOrrsBastard on Jan 26, 2012 8:05 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
No canucks on team Chara and Phil picked last = great success IMO
Keep Calm and Tim Tom
by Big Bad Me on Jan 26, 2012 8:06 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Assistant caps were horrid. Neither makes any real sense.
Our intention isn't to discuss this... it's to see if you can bleed.
by BobbyOrrsBastard on Jan 26, 2012 8:06 PM EST reply actions
They may pick Phil last just because it was so funny last year.
Friday Night Fights and Bruins History at Stanley Cup of Chowder
Follow The Black and Blue and Gold for even more Boston Bruins coverage!
Despised by both fanbases and the captains know that.
Our intention isn't to discuss this... it's to see if you can bleed.
by BobbyOrrsBastard on Jan 26, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions
Haha yes.
Friday Night Fights and Bruins History at Stanley Cup of Chowder
Follow The Black and Blue and Gold for even more Boston Bruins coverage!
by Dave Carignan on Jan 26, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
Nice little quote from Mooney over at PD
Bergeron is one of the league’s best players at both ends of the ice, and his plus-27 rating, bested only by teammate Tyler Seguin, is evidence of that. He’s so unrecognized it’s criminal. Heck, if it were actually criminal, he’d never get caught because no one ever seems to notice him.
Our intention isn't to discuss this... it's to see if you can bleed.
by BobbyOrrsBastard on Jan 26, 2012 8:09 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Nice recognition there.
Friday Night Fights and Bruins History at Stanley Cup of Chowder
Follow The Black and Blue and Gold for even more Boston Bruins coverage!
by Dave Carignan on Jan 26, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
From a Canucks fan no less.
Our intention isn't to discuss this... it's to see if you can bleed.
by BobbyOrrsBastard on Jan 26, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions
Stamkos growing out the lettuce this year. Looks like a mess.
Friday Night Fights and Bruins History at Stanley Cup of Chowder
Follow The Black and Blue and Gold for even more Boston Bruins coverage!
No shit. I just want to see a damn pick.
Friday Night Fights and Bruins History at Stanley Cup of Chowder
Follow The Black and Blue and Gold for even more Boston Bruins coverage!
by Dave Carignan on Jan 26, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions
Like the trade idea.
Friday Night Fights and Bruins History at Stanley Cup of Chowder
Follow The Black and Blue and Gold for even more Boston Bruins coverage!
Well that was unexpected.
Our intention isn't to discuss this... it's to see if you can bleed.
by BobbyOrrsBastard on Jan 26, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions
Kinda yes.
Friday Night Fights and Bruins History at Stanley Cup of Chowder
Follow The Black and Blue and Gold for even more Boston Bruins coverage!
by Dave Carignan on Jan 26, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions
He’s building a defense-first team!
Our intention isn't to discuss this... it's to see if you can bleed.
by BobbyOrrsBastard on Jan 26, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions
Weber next.
Our intention isn't to discuss this... it's to see if you can bleed.
by BobbyOrrsBastard on Jan 26, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
Saw that Karlsson pick coming a mile a way/
Friday Night Fights and Bruins History at Stanley Cup of Chowder
Follow The Black and Blue and Gold for even more Boston Bruins coverage!
I really do love hockey players. There is just something different about them compared to all other sports.
Our intention isn't to discuss this... it's to see if you can bleed.
by BobbyOrrsBastard on Jan 26, 2012 8:25 PM EST reply actions
Handled that perfectly
Our intention isn't to discuss this... it's to see if you can bleed.
by BobbyOrrsBastard on Jan 26, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions
Was terrified that was going to be Kessel
Our intention isn't to discuss this... it's to see if you can bleed.
by BobbyOrrsBastard on Jan 26, 2012 8:28 PM EST reply actions
Hahah me too!
Friday Night Fights and Bruins History at Stanley Cup of Chowder
Follow The Black and Blue and Gold for even more Boston Bruins coverage!
by Dave Carignan on Jan 26, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
Kessel may have another nice new rig coming his way.
Friday Night Fights and Bruins History at Stanley Cup of Chowder
Follow The Black and Blue and Gold for even more Boston Bruins coverage!
by Dave Carignan on Jan 26, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
you can tell Lupul is pissed at the heckling. Saw him bite his tongue earlier.
Keep Calm and Tim Tom
I’d say more annoyed than pissed.
Our intention isn't to discuss this... it's to see if you can bleed.
by BobbyOrrsBastard on Jan 26, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
Any Possibility.........
Seguin could be last due to age, and it’s his 1st ASG ( playing I mean)
by YANKEESUCKBALLZ on Jan 26, 2012 8:29 PM EST reply actions
Definitely possible and I could see Z letting him wait… don’t see Alfie letting him go that far though.
Our intention isn't to discuss this... it's to see if you can bleed.
by BobbyOrrsBastard on Jan 26, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
I have never understood all the hubbub about the nfl draft
Kick his ass, Seabass!
by phonymahoney on Jan 26, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
well it’s fun if you are emotionally invested in a team. you want to see them grow and improve, so you are eager to see who the new players will be
Keep Calm and Tim Tom
Unlike hockey, your first 3 picks should all have an impact on your team at some level.
Add in that many people are huge fans of college football and it means they know the players far better.
Our intention isn't to discuss this... it's to see if you can bleed.
by BobbyOrrsBastard on Jan 26, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
tell me you didn’t watch to see who the B’s took with their first rounders from teh leafs? There’s an element of excitment, because any of the rookies could become the next legend and you want that guy to end up on your team.
Keep Calm and Tim Tom
I was more excited/worried watching the lottery!
Our intention isn't to discuss this... it's to see if you can bleed.
by BobbyOrrsBastard on Jan 26, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
I stand happily corrected
Kick his ass, Seabass!
by phonymahoney on Jan 26, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions
Timonen is an all-star?
Our intention isn't to discuss this... it's to see if you can bleed.
by BobbyOrrsBastard on Jan 26, 2012 8:31 PM EST reply actions
Timonen? what!
Friday Night Fights and Bruins History at Stanley Cup of Chowder
Follow The Black and Blue and Gold for even more Boston Bruins coverage!
doesn’t even look good.
Kick his ass, Seabass!
by phonymahoney on Jan 26, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
looks fun
and hurty
Kick his ass, Seabass!
by phonymahoney on Jan 26, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
WTF
Full Metal Jousting…….
i see someone’s running out of ideas
by YANKEESUCKBALLZ on Jan 26, 2012 8:33 PM EST reply actions
slamball
that was an interesting and fun game, and another example of running out of ideas
Kick his ass, Seabass!
by phonymahoney on Jan 26, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
Hows this for a show
Full Metal commute on the Express Way
by YANKEESUCKBALLZ on Jan 26, 2012 8:34 PM EST reply actions
Haha that was good. My girlfriend was like, huh, Mighty Ducks?
Friday Night Fights and Bruins History at Stanley Cup of Chowder
Follow The Black and Blue and Gold for even more Boston Bruins coverage!
by Dave Carignan on Jan 26, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
Z started out strong but has faltered… Timmonen and Perry? MEH
Our intention isn't to discuss this... it's to see if you can bleed.
by BobbyOrrsBastard on Jan 26, 2012 8:38 PM EST reply actions
Well we know Alfie gets Carey.
Our intention isn't to discuss this... it's to see if you can bleed.
by BobbyOrrsBastard on Jan 26, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
Or not…
Our intention isn't to discuss this... it's to see if you can bleed.
by BobbyOrrsBastard on Jan 26, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
Greg Wyshynski
Is there any chance there’s an agreement to have Henrik and Daniel as the last two? Please say yes.
Our intention isn't to discuss this... it's to see if you can bleed.
by BobbyOrrsBastard on Jan 26, 2012 8:39 PM EST reply actions
I say no, because that would mean Chara has to take one
Kick his ass, Seabass!
by phonymahoney on Jan 26, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
Like I said, I think it would have been awesome to get both.
You know Canucks fans are going apeshit over the ‘lack of respect’
Our intention isn't to discuss this... it's to see if you can bleed.
by BobbyOrrsBastard on Jan 26, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
that even shocked Price.
He was like holy crap…me?
Tough decision there for a Bruins and Laugh to pick a Canadien.
Friday Night Fights and Bruins History at Stanley Cup of Chowder
Follow The Black and Blue and Gold for even more Boston Bruins coverage!
FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK
Our intention isn't to discuss this... it's to see if you can bleed.
by BobbyOrrsBastard on Jan 26, 2012 8:41 PM EST reply actions
Dude has packed on the pounds… and is losing hair!
Our intention isn't to discuss this... it's to see if you can bleed.
by BobbyOrrsBastard on Jan 26, 2012 8:42 PM EST reply actions
Kessel
Nah it don’t matter….. Where’s my bong
by YANKEESUCKBALLZ on Jan 26, 2012 8:43 PM EST reply actions
Man, I think it's funny and all.....
But I’d have figured they might have calmed the guy yelling by now.
Sign of things to come?!
We can only dream…
Our intention isn't to discuss this... it's to see if you can bleed.
by BobbyOrrsBastard on Jan 26, 2012 8:44 PM EST reply actions
Someone’s rather conflicted…
Our intention isn't to discuss this... it's to see if you can bleed.
by BobbyOrrsBastard on Jan 26, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
The third Sedin brother, Cooper Sedin.
by dudebro on Jan 26, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Never got the hockey genes.
Keep Calm and Tim Tom
by Big Bad Me on Jan 26, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Being forced to go Howard in rd 10. Not bad at all.
Friday Night Fights and Bruins History at Stanley Cup of Chowder
Follow The Black and Blue and Gold for even more Boston Bruins coverage!
Who was Timmy talking to? I didn’t recognize him.
Our intention isn't to discuss this... it's to see if you can bleed.
by BobbyOrrsBastard on Jan 26, 2012 8:53 PM EST reply actions
Danka
Our intention isn't to discuss this... it's to see if you can bleed.
by BobbyOrrsBastard on Jan 26, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
You’ve never seen any Gaelic Games obviously…
Our intention isn't to discuss this... it's to see if you can bleed.
by BobbyOrrsBastard on Jan 26, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
Still time. Need 2 more D
Our intention isn't to discuss this... it's to see if you can bleed.
by BobbyOrrsBastard on Jan 26, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
Forgot, I’m a bit behind…
Our intention isn't to discuss this... it's to see if you can bleed.
by BobbyOrrsBastard on Jan 26, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
I want to see that permanently.
Friday Night Fights and Bruins History at Stanley Cup of Chowder
Follow The Black and Blue and Gold for even more Boston Bruins coverage!
by Dave Carignan on Jan 26, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
I’d prefer his current ASG teammate.
Our intention isn't to discuss this... it's to see if you can bleed.
by BobbyOrrsBastard on Jan 26, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
Z's drafting strategy
Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.
Keep Calm and Tim Tom
Haha pretty much.
Friday Night Fights and Bruins History at Stanley Cup of Chowder
Follow The Black and Blue and Gold for even more Boston Bruins coverage!
by Dave Carignan on Jan 26, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
He’s trying to be the bad guys. Making a heel turn. Figured the crowd is gonna adore Alfie’s team so go for all the ‘bad guys’
Our intention isn't to discuss this... it's to see if you can bleed.
by BobbyOrrsBastard on Jan 26, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
Whiskey Tango Z!
Our intention isn't to discuss this... it's to see if you can bleed.
by BobbyOrrsBastard on Jan 26, 2012 8:56 PM EST reply actions
iggy, nice.
i realy like this picking teams thing…. i dont care about the game itself, but this part is kinda fun
Kick his ass, Seabass!
It’s fun hearing the chatter and trash-talk
Our intention isn't to discuss this... it's to see if you can bleed.
by BobbyOrrsBastard on Jan 26, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
So let me get this straight, we got Iggy and Suter? Is this a preview of our team at the deadline?
by TomServo42 on Jan 26, 2012 8:58 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Hope so!
Friday Night Fights and Bruins History at Stanley Cup of Chowder
Follow The Black and Blue and Gold for even more Boston Bruins coverage!
by Dave Carignan on Jan 26, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
Time to hop on the Green Line
Our intention isn't to discuss this... it's to see if you can bleed.
by BobbyOrrsBastard on Jan 26, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
???
Why would you need some program? The NHL doesn’t have an obscenely convoluted cap structure
Our intention isn't to discuss this... it's to see if you can bleed.
by BobbyOrrsBastard on Jan 26, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
just to easily work the money moving around in three team deals, just think it would be fun for larger trades
Ah. Though three-team trades never happen in the NHL. I can think of maybe one (the initial Boyes trade) and that went in the books as two 2-team trades. (If I recall, McClaren to SJ for Jillson, Jillson to Buffalo for Boyes)
Our intention isn't to discuss this... it's to see if you can bleed.
by BobbyOrrsBastard on Jan 26, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
Seguin gets picked last
Then gets traded for Kessel
by YANKEESUCKBALLZ on Jan 26, 2012 9:00 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
WE HAVE A CANUCK!
Our intention isn't to discuss this... it's to see if you can bleed.
by BobbyOrrsBastard on Jan 26, 2012 9:08 PM EST reply actions
Shit!
Friday Night Fights and Bruins History at Stanley Cup of Chowder
Follow The Black and Blue and Gold for even more Boston Bruins coverage!
by Dave Carignan on Jan 26, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
to be fair, he wasn’t picked, he was assigned. Maybe a Kessel and Hodgson for Seguin deal @ the end?
Keep Calm and Tim Tom
How exactly do you work odd-number trades?
Our intention isn't to discuss this... it's to see if you can bleed.
by BobbyOrrsBastard on Jan 26, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
Don't know
But rookies don’t play in ASG, except one based on Skills night
by YANKEESUCKBALLZ on Jan 26, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
Correct
Our intention isn't to discuss this... it's to see if you can bleed.
by BobbyOrrsBastard on Jan 26, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
They flipped a coin…
Our intention isn't to discuss this... it's to see if you can bleed.
by BobbyOrrsBastard on Jan 26, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
Nah, I see Z saving him.
Our intention isn't to discuss this... it's to see if you can bleed.
by BobbyOrrsBastard on Jan 26, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
Him and Alfredsson are probably in cahoots to let Seguin to as Z’s last pick.
Friday Night Fights and Bruins History at Stanley Cup of Chowder
Follow The Black and Blue and Gold for even more Boston Bruins coverage!
by Dave Carignan on Jan 26, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
Yea.
Who is left… Pominville, Seguin, Couture and…
Our intention isn't to discuss this... it's to see if you can bleed.
by BobbyOrrsBastard on Jan 26, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
Benn.
Our intention isn't to discuss this... it's to see if you can bleed.
by BobbyOrrsBastard on Jan 26, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
Z should take Benn and Ty… leave Pom for last
Our intention isn't to discuss this... it's to see if you can bleed.
by BobbyOrrsBastard on Jan 26, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
Z knows Ty likes to arrive fashionably late…
by Toocomplex4most on Jan 26, 2012 9:13 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
hahahaha, so good. i walked into the room and only caught the end of that
Kick his ass, Seabass!
by phonymahoney on Jan 26, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
Should have waited one more damnit!
Our intention isn't to discuss this... it's to see if you can bleed.
by BobbyOrrsBastard on Jan 26, 2012 9:19 PM EST reply actions
"You wanna hug it out?"
Our intention isn't to discuss this... it's to see if you can bleed.
by BobbyOrrsBastard on Jan 26, 2012 9:19 PM EST reply actions
I wanted Pom to be last… Poop.
This has NOT gone to plan AT ALL.
Our intention isn't to discuss this... it's to see if you can bleed.
by BobbyOrrsBastard on Jan 26, 2012 9:20 PM EST reply actions
Best Hockey Players in the World*
no Bergy
Keep Calm and Tim Tom
Well that ended up being a large disappointment...
Our intention isn't to discuss this... it's to see if you can bleed.
by BobbyOrrsBastard on Jan 26, 2012 9:24 PM EST reply actions
it’s a good time tho
Kick his ass, Seabass!
by phonymahoney on Jan 26, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
Most definitely. Bit could have been far more entertaining had Z and Alfie played along.
Our intention isn't to discuss this... it's to see if you can bleed.
by BobbyOrrsBastard on Jan 26, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
Why do I feel like i just went on a bad date
All anticipation, no action
by YANKEESUCKBALLZ on Jan 26, 2012 9:25 PM EST reply actions

by 























