Hitting The Links: Inappropriate Jokes Edition

EVERYTHING IS HILARIOUS.

Let me tell you, it is not easy being at another NHL game knowing your team is stomping on another team's hopes and dreams back home. With that 9-0 win, the Bruins currently sit atop the league with a goal differential of +69. Hee hee hee.

Possibly the most hilarious part about last night was that the out-of-town scoreboard at the Scottrade Center couldn't keep up with the Bruins' frenetic scoring pace. While Twitter was blowing up with news of goals six and seven, the board still read 3-0. My seatmate's shock a few minutes later when it jumped to 7-0 was totally worth the price of admission.

And wasn't that Lucic goal off Jokinen ridiculous?

Anyways, after the jump, we've got presidential hockey fans, a whiny Joel Quenneville, and Vancouver overhyping tomorrow's game. Have at thee.

Bruins News:

  • From a Vancouver paper: "Bruins' skill guys still romp with impunity." Aka, they still don't like how the Bruins play the game. Get over it. [Province]
  • The Bruins score. A lot. And Cam Neely likes it. [ESPN]
  • Tim Thomas is excited to be an All-Star starter. [Globe]
  • Shawn Thornton chimes in on whether fighting in hockey works as momentum to get a team to win. [Globe]
  • Andrew Ference wants Jarome Iginla to get goal #500. They are buddies, after all. [Calgary Herald]
  • Honestly, tomorrow's game is just another notch in the schedule. Nathan Horton agrees. [WEEI]

NHL News:

  • Patrik Elias is set to become only the third player in Devils history to play 1000 games for that franchise. [North Jersey]
  • Sweden won the World Juniors tournament for the first time in 30 years! Needless to say, the announcers were pretty excited. [Puck Daddy]
  • Oh man, a Senators writer is trying to troll Leafs fan. That's, um, cute. [Ottawa Sun]
  • Ryan Miller only needs three more wins to pass Dominic Hasek. [Buffalo News]
  • Bill Clinton took in a Rangers game last night! [PHT]
  • Joel Quenneville is not happy about losing to the Flyers. [Sun Times]
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