I don't even know what to do with this.

After the jump, Pennsylvania gets ready to rip itself apart at the seams, Columbus has a sad, and more...

Bruins News:

• From Katie Carrera, here are five storylines to watch in this series. [Post]
• Benoit Pouliot saw the Canadiens collapse coming from a mile away. [WEEI]
• Special teams are going to be key in this series, for sure. [Mass Live]
• Nathan Horton has been shut down for playoffs. [CBS Sports]
• The Bruins have some power play worries, but they're being addressed. [Telegram]
• Here is a thing from Michigan about Tim Thomas going into the playoffs rested and ready to go. [MLive]
• Milan Lucic anticipates having a big postseason. [Enterprise News]

NHL News:

• Columbus can't win for losing. Watch their watch party be all sad as they lose the lottery. [Youtube]
• Giddy up, Pennsylvania: the Battle for the Commonwealth starts tonight. [700 Level]
• The Blackhawks, too, have PP issues. [CSN Chicago]
• Ottawa has some confidence going into the first round. Oooooh. [Sun]
• How does a team that hasn't won a playoff series in years go in strong? Here's how the Blues are doing it. [SLGT]