Something Suspended, Something Blue (and slug Yellow). The Sabres, not to be outdone by themselves signing Steve Ott, decided that if anyone in the division was going to be a wretched hive of scum and villainy, it would be them. I mean I assumed that Patrick Kaleta was attached to the Sabres organization like a something...sticky and unpleasant and unfit for polite company...but I didn't realize the Sabres hadn't even signed him yet. All this means for the Bruins is one more guy trying to start fights and draw penalties and the increasing likelihood that Jack Edwards will blow a gasket.

Highlight for today:

Milan Lucic pumps Kaleta for funsies.