In a misguided, superstitious effort to will the NHL into having a season, I've taken the optimistic measure of reinstating the SCoC Fantasy Hockey League! Reigning champs AC Milan Lucic are prepared to defend their title, now we just need a bunch of rich a-holes to quit squabbling about how much richer they want to get.

Once again, we have a 12 team roto league, with a live online draft presently set for Wednesday, Sept 22nd at 9:30pm, conveniently scheduled after the point of no return on Sept 15. Go here to sign up your team (ID# 5671 Pass:victorycheeseburgers. A full league will convince the hockey gods to start the season.