Who am I? WHU-DO-BIN motherfucker!
First time putting it down since Atlant Moscow
But guess what (what?), it's been worth it
I'm gonna be a superstar, buyin' me a big ol' car
Four-point-six, seen in gold and
Black with the Bs on the front and back
and got a k up front, makes no sound like the goal horn
But it ain't 'bout that
It's about gettin whatchu gettin and flying all back here
Big fellas (six fellas)
Half of me and the other goalies, I'm tired of y'all
Polk, Bladen, Marshall, Hoke, Greene County, Timbaland, damn
Transfer, Sandy Ridge, Browns over there (greens over here)
Pasqoutank, down on the, Odom East (lemme think)
Johnson County, Franklin, Burgaw, Newport, Warren, Shelby, Kenansville
(Man Catawba) Tarboro, Triangle, Goldsboro, Halifax, Statesville
And all the 'canes can't get past this wall
This right here, right here, right here's for
This one's for North Carolina! C'mon and raise up
Take your shirt off, twist it 'round yo head
Spin it like a helicopter
North Carolina! C'mon and raise up
This one's for you, uh-huh, this one's for who?
Us, us, us; yes sir!
Oh, also, the AHL all-star game is in Providence tonight and on your local NESN overflow channel. This is your open thread for that, too.