Who am I? WHU-DO-BIN motherfucker!

First time putting it down since Atlant Moscow

But guess what (what?), it's been worth it

I'm gonna be a superstar, buyin' me a big ol' car

Four-point-six, seen in gold and

Black with the Bs on the front and back

and got a k up front, makes no sound like the goal horn

But it ain't 'bout that

It's about gettin whatchu gettin and flying all back here

Big fellas (six fellas)

Half of me and the other goalies, I'm tired of y'all

Polk, Bladen, Marshall, Hoke, Greene County, Timbaland, damn

Transfer, Sandy Ridge, Browns over there (greens over here)

Pasqoutank, down on the, Odom East (lemme think)

Johnson County, Franklin, Burgaw, Newport, Warren, Shelby, Kenansville

(Man Catawba) Tarboro, Triangle, Goldsboro, Halifax, Statesville

And all the 'canes can't get past this wall

This right here, right here, right here's for

This one's for North Carolina! C'mon and raise up

Take your shirt off, twist it 'round yo head

Spin it like a helicopter

North Carolina! C'mon and raise up

This one's for you, uh-huh, this one's for who?

Us, us, us; yes sir!

Oh, also, the AHL all-star game is in Providence tonight and on your local NESN overflow channel. This is your open thread for that, too.