Yes, step right up ladies and gentlemen! Come one, come all! For one night only, we are pleased to present to you T.M. Pegula's Flying Circus, brought to you by East Resources. Remember: If you need to feast, buy your oil from East!
THE GIANT - JOHN SCOTT
This lumbering beast was captured while fishing with his (its?) hands North of Niagara Falls. He's not fast, but he is angry! Watch out for those fists of fury. Please keep children at least 10 feet back.
THE COWARDLY LION - STEVE OTT
His roar is loud and nonstop but he runs at for cover at the first sign of trouble!
THE TALLEST MIDGET - NATHAN GERBE
He's small, but he's got fight! Or at least, I think that's what he's trying to do. Watch your step, now...wouldn't want to get some Gerbe on your shoe.
THE MAN WITH CROOKED EYES - RYAN MILLER
Seriously, have you seen him? 10 degree angle, at the very least. Don't tap on the glass, the Miller is very touchy about his personal space.
GIRAFFE MAN - TYLER MYERS
His long neck will shock young and old alike! Well-suited for reaching the highest leafy greens from tall trees, however.
Apologies, but the following exhibits are closed for repairs:
The 27 Million Dollar Man is in the shop for repairs.
Due to wildlife rules and regulations, we had to put him down.
THE T.M. PEGULA ERA SABRES PLAYOFF HISTORY
Due to a lack of games to exhibit, this show will remain closed until further notice.
In Buffalo? Child please.