Freshman year has been pretty rough so far, but nothing has been quite as terribad as my roommate.
Cali, as I refer to him, is from San Diego and has no idea about hockey. What's worse is that he tries to act like he does.
So, perhaps I might start a weekly or a monthly just to update y'all with the best quotes and sayings from our resident expert.
But onwards, shall we?
"Dude, hockey is for little ****** who aren't tough enough to play football."
"The San Jose Sharks have to be the stupidest franchise in the NHL. I bet they don't even have fans."
"What the **** is a Bruin?"
"Why does your team have two goalies? That doesn't even make sense. You can't play two goalies at the same time, duh."
"Why would anyone play hockey?"
"I could beat up any hockey player dude. They're so weak." -(Note, Cali's size makes Nate Gerbe look like an enforcer)
"Hockey is for poor people who can't play a real sport."
"Dude, Seth Jones is definitely MVP or whatever for life. You know Jay-Z is his agent, right?"
"Dude, why would the HHOF be in Toronto? The NHL is an AMERICAN LEAGUE."
Please, comment below, and as always, stay stoked.