You've really done it now, Bruins. We have a trade to announce.
As I am tired of watching the Bruins skate around like idiots with no defense and no viable third line, I've decided to trade myself to a blog where I can watch a GOOD team play all the time.
That's right. I'm trading myself to Habs Eyes on the Prize for future considerations. If you're lucky, maybe they'll send some good poutine down across the border.
I'm incredibly grateful for this wonderful opportunity. I get to watch Carey Price's beautiful goaltending self on a regular basis! Brendan Gallagher is basically Brad Marchand but BETTER. I get to be on the right side of the Max Pacioretty-Zdeno Chara debacle, because Pacioretty is AMERICA and so can you. Not to mention - I can cheer for Norris Trophy Candidate And Probably Winner PK Subban. All glory to the superior Subban.
And hey, for all you kids out there sad about the Bruins' third line - I get to be a fan of Michael Ryder again. I know, I know - contain your jealousy.
In accordance, I have changed my twitter bio, avatar, and cover to reflect my new allegiance to our bleu, blanc et rouge overlords. We have decided to put the blog in the capable hands of Donny Rivette, also of Litter Box Cats. In accordance with the rules at LBC, swearing will no longer be permitted on Chowdah. Keep your noses clean, kids.
BEST OF LUCK BRUINS FANS. EXCEPT NOT REALLY.
GO HABS GO.