Monday Morning Skate: I Hate Toronto

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I hate the fans

I hate the TTC

I hate the stupid tower

I hate the Marlies, Bills, Raptors, Rock, TFC, Blue Jays, and the rest of the stupid minor league teams that call it home

I hate their shitty Canadian beer

I hate that they call themselves the center of the Universe

I hate that they get all smug about people hating them

I hate that it's not spelled "Young" if that's how you pronounce it

I hate that they decide what's a good goal and what isn't

I hate that they think they're New York North

I hate the Maple Leafs

Welcome to the playoffs, jerks.

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