I hate the fans
I hate the TTC
I hate the stupid tower
I hate the Marlies, Bills, Raptors, Rock, TFC, Blue Jays, and the rest of the stupid minor league teams that call it home
I hate their shitty Canadian beer
I hate that they call themselves the center of the Universe
I hate that they get all smug about people hating them
I hate that it's not spelled "Young" if that's how you pronounce it
I hate that they decide what's a good goal and what isn't
I hate that they think they're New York North
I hate the Maple Leafs
Welcome to the playoffs, jerks.