Bruins vs. Rangers: Stan Fischler's hilariously inept tweets make for excellent post-series reading

Jared Wickerham

MSG broadcaster Stan Fischer tweets about the Rangers. Sometimes, his tweets are hilariously bad. Case in point: his tweets during the Rangers/Bruins series.

Without further ado, let's take a look back and laugh at some of his tweets from the last two weeks.

It all started May 14, the day after the Rangers took out Washington with a 5-0 final game, the night Boston came back to beat Toronto. Fischler came right out swinging:

Gregory Campbell begs to differ about this one, Stan:

Everyone should commence reminding Stan about his beans tweet:

So then after Game 1, in which the Bruins took it to New York pretty hard:

Of course not, Stan. Of course it won't be tough. You keep on keepin' on.

Stan seems to enjoy the word Beans:

After Game 2, Stan stood unwavering in his Rangers fandom, and amended his pick to rangers in 6:

Considering Boston dominated possesion most of the series, uh, this one doesn't make a whole lot of sense...

Two games is "following a script"?

This isn't a tough call at all, Stan

nope. NOPE.

In which Stan beats this "repeat of the Caps series!!!1" narrative almost to death:

This is like that time someone called a goalie out for having "shaky hands" right before that goalie kicked ass. I feel like the Caps were involved.

After Game 3: womp womp

"Fair and square" as opposed to what, Stan?

So Stan latches onto the 1942 narrative for some inexplicable reason:

This is pretty incorrect, from game 4:

So up three games to one, a game in which Rask made two bad mistakes for the first time in a long time....and this tweet is a thing?

Ugh.

THIS ONE IS GREAT. WHAT THE HECK IS A RASK GASP

Stan loves the Karma narrative too apparently

So yesterday, we arrived at Game 5.

Oh really

WELL THIS IS A SUDDEN CHANGE OF TUNE

Series over in five. Thanks for playing, Mr. Fischler.

(Torey Krug is now apparently "The Kid"?)

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