So WeberKing and Fluto might never forgive me, but it's all in the spirit of Chicago doing everything wrong and Boston doing everything right.
One of the first things I heard about the blackhawks when the matchup was set was "don't ever put ketchup on a hot dog. Ever. Also, the Blackhawks just beat the kings and will face the Bruins in the Stanley Cup Final." In that order, pretty much. So, here it is.
Suck it, Chicago.