Cherrypicking: Ten of the Greatest Day-After Panic Trade Tweets

TRADE THEM ALL - Gail Oskin

Ah, the glory of panic mode.

The following gif perfectly sums up the panic-stricken portion of the Bruins fanbase today. Apparently to some the "window is closing" and the only solution is to trade the core of the team for pucks, or Jonathan Drouin (yes, really) or...a lot of other silly things, really.

Here are some of today's greatest "TRADE [player x]!!!!!1" tweets, sorted by player:

ZDENO CHARA

Literally useless.

Lots of cursing! And apparently Chara is now Czech?

Screw Krejci for Ryan, how about CHARA FOR RYAN. SHOCK THE WORLD

THIS ONE IS MY FAVORITE

And this is just silly.

TYLER SEGUIN

BROONS HOCKEY! *fights a dude* *chugs a beer* *punches thru a pane of glass*

David Krejci

Shockingly.....there are no tweets about trading David Krejci. THERE IS NO SPOON

Milan Lucic

HAHAHAHA *chokes* HAHAHAHAHHA I can't anymore, I'm done

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