Bruins Breakup Day 2013: M*A*S*H Unit. Bergeron in the hospital since Monday, Seguin battling recurring injury, and more

practically perfect in every way - Harry How

UPDATE: BERGERON HAD A FUCKING HOLE IN HIS LUNG

So it's the annual Bruins breakup day, and injuries are being revealed left and right. This may be updated later if more information is revealed, but as of right now: dang, this team was busted.

INJURIES:

Patrice Bergeron: Has been in the hospital since Monday night. May in fact be a reanimated corpse at this point. Confirmed broken rib, torn cartilage, and separated shoulder. May be more unconfirmed injuries as well. UPDATE: Peter Chiarelli just confirmed that Bergeron was playing with a HOLE IN HIS FUCKING LUNG

Dennis Seidenberg: Pulled hamstring against Toronto. Also had bone spur in right elbow.

Zdeno Chara: Injured, but declined to reveal injury. UPDATE: Chiarelli has confirmed that it was a hip flexor injury. Speaking from experience, those suck.

Tyler Seguin: Also declined to reveal injury, but made reference to an injury that's "bothered him all his life." Could his hip actually be a problem...?

Gregory Campbell: Fractured fibula, obviously. Underwent surgery.

Nathan Horton: Subluxed shoulder. Undetermined if he'll undergo surgery.

OTHER MISCELLANY:

Aww.

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