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Sky's Bruins Photoshops One: The Shoppening.

Over the past couple of years, I've sort of been creating more and more photoshops involving bruins players, staff and others. Here are some of the monstrosities I've created when I'm stuck in a radio station for six hours and the music starts to blur together.

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Hopefully this line tastes better than the actual PBR...

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With recent developments, The Yeti-Eriksson-Spooner line came into being, which led me to thoughts of Progressive Rock act YES. However, because there are five members of the band, I opted to put Tuukka and Torey Krug into the act as well.

Admittedly, Krug isn't my best work. Dude he replaced had a wicked beard that Torey, while he is an american hero, just couldn't live up to.

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This was my first real attempt at a photoshop involving the Bruins. It originally had the tagline of "4th line Flavor" due to Carl's line position, but because of his promotion, he's gotten his own tagline!

Bruins Brand Sodaberg. It's a key ingredient of Bat-Shark Repellant!

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This next one is a sort of vanity plate for me. I like metal. Death metal. And with the final addition of Jarome Iginla, and the creation of the KIL line, I found myself harkening back to that one time Cannibal Corpse got kind of meta. (Iginla's incorporation into this was a bitch, by the way.)

I have no real way to end this, so I take a small bow.

And I post Make them suffer.

Might as well be the KIL line's theme song, with the way they treat opposing defenses.

Hope you enjoy and use for your own purposes!

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