Not even two weeks into a fresh semester and our resident San Diegan(?) expert on hockey has given some real gems to be considered. Let us dive right in to the wonderful mind of Cali.
"...Dude. The Winter Olympics aren't even like... Important. They should just make a double Summer Olympics, y'know?"
"Patrick Kane is totally better than Crosby or that Dats Yuck guy."
"Dude, San Diego doesn't even have a hockey team. If San Diego doesn't have a team, your sport doesn't matter."
"Nobody even cares about hockey in Sweden, dude. In Sweden, soccer is SO much bigger."
(On last night's Thorty goal) "Dude... That guy must be your best goalscorer."
...How am I supposed to live with this?