Eyeballs on: Andrej Meszaros

Who scored a goal against Montreal? YOU DID! - Richard Wolowicz

Sure, Servo's analysis from earlier today may be much more useful, but as expert GM Brian Burke says, this is an eyeballs game. So let's get some eyeballs on Andrej Meszaros, shall we? I used the extremely scientific method of putting "Andrej Meszaros" into youtube and clicking on what looked interesting. Ready? Here...we..go!

In early 2009, he blocked a shot with his nose:

He then got 64 stitches. Look, Seidenberg is in the clip! Go to 1:22 for the slowmo, if you're into that.

In 2011-12, he scored 25 points

Here's every single one:

In late 2010, he blocked a shot with his throat

Yeouch, looks painful as heck

One time, he scored an OT goal.

Nice shootin', tex!

Well, there you have it. What do your eyes tell you about our newest acquisition?

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