Mascot Kombat Group of 16: Texas Ranger vs A Canuck

Matt Cardy

The group stages are over, so it's time to get down to brass tacks: The knockout round. Starting off our Group of 16 festivities are A Texas Ranger vs A Canuck. Never mind 1994 and all that, this is about whether a rootin' tootin' Texas Ranger would be able to take on a Canuck from the great white north.

I leave it to y'all to make arguments for each. Voting lasts until tomorrow morning. Who ya got?

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