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What Would David Pastrnak Do?

We love the kid, but he's had enough adventures to last him a lifetime in the few days he's been here. Post your thoughts here, and on Twitter! #WWDPD.

Here are some that TimRich88, phonymahoney, and I came up with:

  • Finds the back of the net easily, gets lost looking for bathroom at the rink.
  • Thinks a minute man is the guy who runs the clock at the rink.
  • He would wash dishes but lose his keys to the garbage disposal
  • Practice in scuba gear, because it's the only "equipment" he could find.
  • Chirps goalie, then scores in own net.

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