Dumb Jerks

Better know a dumb jerk!

Get to know a dumb jerk Red Wing: SprOuellet

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Here's a chance to get to know Xavier "XO" Ouellet and his erstwhile defensive partner and fellow Grand Rapids Griffins call-up Ryan Sproul. The latter is infamous for being the player behind a...

Get to know a dumb jerk Red Wing: Brian Lashoff

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Over at Winging It In Motown, they say Brian Lashoff is basically their Matt Bartkowski, but not as good. That could work in the Bruins' favor. See a video of him geting into a fight with an...

Dumb Jerk: Danny DeKeyser

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Herp Derp I wear "65" because it's almost like Nicky's "5"

Better Know a Dumb Jerk: Daniel Alfredsson

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Get to Know a Dumb Jerk Red Wing: Jimmy Howard

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Knowing me, knowing you (ah-ha) There is nothing we can do Knowing me, knowing you (ah-ha)

Get to Know a Dumb Jerk Red Wing: Gustav Nyquist

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Yeah, we're hating on a former Black Bear. Get over it.

Get to know a dumb jerk Red Wing: Niklas Kronwall

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IT WAS A CLEAN HIT DUH SHEESH

Better Know a Dumb Jerk: Jonathan Toews

Jonathan Toews is a jerk. Nowhere else is that apparent than in this vicious attack. Not since Mike Milbury was accused of assault have we seen such a reprehensible act play out between over-rated...

Better Know a Dumb Jerk: Duncan Keith

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Duncan Keith is probably equal parts dumb and jerk. Who leaves college in the middle of their sophomore year to play junior hockey in Canada? This moron. He left Michigan State after 14 games of...

Better Know a Dumb Jerk: Marian Hossa

Good stat. RT @chirphockey: @mirtle Marian Hossa has been in the Stanley Cup Finals 4 of the last 6 years. — James Mirtle (@mirtle) June 9, 2013 That's right, he's been to the finals a...

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Better know a Dumb Jerk: Brandon Saad

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With Brandon Saad & Matt Bartlowski in Final, could 1 be 1st Pittsburgh-born to have name on Cup?? (George Parros is from Washington County) — Chris Adamski (@BuzzsawPGH) June 9, 2013 "...

Better Know a Dumb Jerk: Patrick Kane

Teammates in Biel and now facing each other in the Stanley Cup Final, what a story! #WeFollowYou #EHCB twitter.com/ehcbiel/status… — EHC Biel-Bienne (@ehcbiel) June 9, 2013 Patrick Kane is...

Get to Know a Dumb Jerk Penguin: Jarome Iginla

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It's a shame that Jarome Iginla decided Pittsburgh over Boston because now we're all going to get called (big-R) Racists when some asshole in New Hampshire with a Bruins logo in his twitter...

Get to know a Dumb Jerk Penguin: Brooks Orpik

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Because seriously, not only is he a Penguin, but also a former BC Eagle. Gross. Get outta here Orpik you're the worst.

Better Know a Dumb Jerk Ranger: Arron Asham

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He scored the series-clinching goal against the Caps, but is he a threat?

Get to know a Dumb Jerk Ranger: Mats Zuccarello

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That's right, say it with me folks. Mats Zuccarello has more goals in this series than Nash — Dylan Butler (@Dylan_Butler) May 14, 2013 You might have heard of this tiny human being currently...

Get To Know a Dumb Jerk Leaf: Dion Phaneuf

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"Oh douchebag, my douchebag!"

Get to know a Dumb Jerk Leaf: Ryan O'Byrne

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You should probably actually already be familiar with this guy. Pretty big dumb jerk, right here.

Get to know a dumb jerk Leaf: Joffrey Lupul

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Get to know Joffrey Lupul, a Leafs winger whose goal is always the same: scoring, on and off the ice.

Get to know a dumb jerk Leaf: Mikhail Grabovski

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In the latest installment of "Get to know a dumb jerk Leaf," learn more about Belarusian winger Mikhail Grabovski, hard-nosed forward and hater of pineapples.

Get to know a Dumb Jerk Leaf: Cody Franson

@predatweeter @jrlind @hbadventure i still say that if Cody Franson had a mean streak, he'd be a legend. but he doesn't so yeah. — Ace (@SuicidePass) April 29, 2013 Canadian Defenseman C...

Get to know a Dumb Jerk Leaf: John-Michael Liles

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Only Joffrey Lupul, James van Riesmdyk and John-Michael Liles have more than 30 playoff games under their belt for the #Leafs! — Fred Poulin (@FredPoulin98) April 26, 2013 If you, like...

Get to know a Dumb Jerk Leaf: Leo Komarov

He's a jerk. Really. Let's learn about how.

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