Really. I mean, really.

Welp.

Money details to follow. Awesome news if it's a reasonable figure.

The Montreal Canadiens are heading to a Christian retreat called Teen Ranch for "team bonding". You can't make this stuff up. I realize that a lot of teams do these pre-season team-building trips, but when you pick a place called Teen Ranch, you are just asking for ridicule.

The saddest news I can imagine on the day of the first preseason game. He was also to be inducted into a Hall of Fame this week, and the Globe had a Q&A with him. Godspeed and thank you, Fred.

This spineless excuse for a man is marrying a Leafs fan, taking his wife's name, and bought a Habs jersey with her (now his) last name on the back.

Wow, I have no words.

...Much like the 3rd jersey reveal last year. Gambling's not legal here in the People's Republic, but theoretically, where would your money go on what it will look like?

Might not seem like a big deal, but this means we get what we really want - more Bear.

Kathryn Tappen, studio host for NESN's coverage of Boston Bruins games got married this weekend to New Jersey Devils defenseman Jay Leach.

H/T to In Lou We Trust...and to Jay Leach