One of my favorite comics Bill Burr is blogging about the Bruins on NHL.com throughout the playoffs. Many of you probably know Burr for his epic rant against hecklers (Not even close to SFW)...
"I have to admit it’s hard to be happy for new hockey cities when they win the Cup. Especially teams that are down South. I don’t know if you’ve ever gone to a game in the Southeast regions of the NHL, but it’s hilarious."
"I’m also guessing that there is some sort of advertisement about an upcoming rodeo or a gun show. If someone on the Whalers, I mean the Hurricanes, gets a hat trick, everyone gets a free side order of hash browns at the Waffle House."
"There are very few things that I can watch suffer in this world and not feel one ounce of pity. It's a very short list.
2) Eric Mangini
3) The studio audience of the Ellen DeGeneres show
4) Canadiens fans
I'm just kidding...sort of."