Boston Globe's Bruins beat writer Fluto Shinzawa must be inspired by HBO's 24/7, because he is bringing the fans the real dirty details of what goes on in the Bruins dressing room:
"After practice, the Bruins were howling when an unnamed player's intestinal issues made the bathroom, three dressing rooms, and hallway uncomfortable places. We'll spare the poor fellow's identity, but his teammates were not pleased. Assistant equipment manager Matt Falconer had to spray the area with disinfectant to spare its inhabitants. "Uncle," gasped an overwhelmed Michael Ryder, walking away from the crime scene."