Stanley Cup of Chowder, a Boston Bruins community

With GM Steve Yzerman unable to extend Steven Stamkos, suddenly 29 other teams are dreaming about the superstar in their colors. But - at least in Boston - these dreams need to be quashed before they put a bad taste in the fans' mouths.

To answer the two-word text message we all just received, yes, the Bruins inked Benoit Pouliot to a one-year deal - worth a shade more than $1 million.The last time any of us heard from Pouliot was...