revenge of the nerds Stories - Stanley Cup of Chowder
Sam Maresh No Longer a Gopher
To make a long story short, he partied too much and flunked out. Here's the story at the Star Tribune. He claims that he may try to rejoin the Gophers in a few years, but there's a vacancy at Adams College, and in the Alpha Beta fraternity, for a new Ogre: He wouldn't have to change his ways one...
Nicknames - Response to Rudy
Thomas Hickey. Okay, yours was pretty good. But the obvious one is...wait for it...[this] Loktionov. He's already got a nick-name. Raccoon Jesus is genius. Your Teubert nick-name has a nice ring. But I prefer this. Ivanans, you forgot (SOMEHOW!!). Anyway: I was calling him berserker for...
Hell Week starts tonight
This is Hell Week for the Bruins. Unlike the Tri-Lambs, the B's won't have to give up their computers or sleep in the gym. They will however have to play four of the best teams in the Eastern Conference over the next 6 days. The Bruins will start what I am calling "Hell Week" tonight at the TD...
Trojans Come Down With Jock Itch, Apparently Don't Offer Players Enough Protection
Sorry Conquest Chronicles, I had to. God Bless Fox Sports for being low brow enough to run this. "A late scratch: Jock itch sidelines USC players" I have my theories about how this happened. You have to have fun with this: "Chafed Trojans Sratching Their Heads Over Equipment Problems" or...
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