Since we are officially in the dog days of the NHL offseason, I thought we would do something fun and get the readers involved (read: lazy and uninspired filler content). Here is how this is going to work, you have to come up with a complete roster comprised of movie characters (real-life players don't count, so no "Miracle" players. Slap Shot characters who were also players are OK.). You need a coach, 4 lines of forwards, 3 defensive pairs, and 2 goalies. You can also assign a captain and 2 alternate captains. Have at it.
Here is my team (I kinda went nuts with it):
Line 1: Chris Pratt (The Lookout...pre-accident, of course) - Bobby Barbato (Miachael Keaton in "Touch and Go") - Connor Banks (Mystery, AK)
Line 2: Stevie Weeks (Mystery, AK) - Dean Youngblood - Jean LaRose ("Strange Brew)
Line 3: Derek Sutton (Patrick Swayzee in "Youngblood") - Reg Dunlap - Gunner Stahl (D2)
Line 4: Jeff Hanson - Steve Hanson - Jack Hanson (You just can't split that line up)
D-Pair 1: - Doug Dorsey (D.B. Sweeney in "The Cutting Edge"...pre-accident) - One of the big Inuit guys (Mystery, AK)
D-Pair 2: Tree Lane (Mystery, Alaska) - Clarence 'Screaming Buffalo' Swamptown ("Slapshot")
D-Pair 3: Dean Portman - Fulton Reed ("The Bash Brothers" from Mighty Ducks series)
Starting Goalie: Darren McCord (Jean-Claude Van Damme in "Sudden Death")
Backup Goalie: Heaver (Keenu Reeves in Youngblood)
Healthy Scrathes: Ogie Ogilthorpe ("Slap Shot"), Denis Lemieux ("Slap Shot"), Skank Martin ("Mystery, AK), & The monkey from "MVP" (who doesn't want to see a monkey ice skate?)
Coach: Judge Walter Burns (Burt Reynolds in Mystery Alaska)
Assistant Coaches: Murray Chadwick ("Youngblood") & Gordon Bombay
Captains: Reg Dunlap (C), Bobby Barbato (A), & Connor Banks (A)
Owner: Tibbles the Hendrix Hockey exec ("D2")
GM: Joe McGrath ("Slap Shot")
Equipment Manager: Jan (Mighty Ducks Series)
Housing Coordinator: Miss McGill ("Youngblood")
Director of Public Relations: Charles Danner (Hank Azaria in "Mystery, AK")
Play by Play Team: Jim Carr ("Slap Shot") and Hyannisport Announcer ("Slapshot")
Studio Analyst: Donnie Schulzhoffer (Mike Myers in Mystery, AK")
Team Bus Driver: Bus Driver from "Slap Shot"