Hitting The Links: Secret Trade Edition

Oh it wouldn't be a Bruins/Habs game without some sort of drama, and the Habs didn't fail to deliver spectacularly last night, trading Mike Cammalleri to Calgary IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GAME. Excellent. It's like a soap opera; Gauthier's Creek, or something. In fact, a friend re-wrote lyrics to the Dawson's Creek theme song just for the occasion:

I DON'T WANNA WAIT
FOR THIS GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME TO BE OVER
I WANNA TRADE THIS PLAYER OUT RIGHT NOW

Habs fans, everyone.

After the jump, more trade rumors, Mike Green is hurt forever, Andrew Ference is awesome, and something needs to kick-start this rivalry again?...

Bruins News:

• Claude Julien was a-ok with Andrew Ference taking an extra penalty after his altercation with PK Subban last night. Me too. [NESN]
• This rivalry is losing its edge!!!11 Actually it's really not, there's just other things distracting us all right now. [ESPN]
• While all the hype is on the Bruins' NHL All Stars, Carter Camper is quietly headed to the AHL All Star Game. [Something's Bruin]
• Tyler Seguin is crediting the play of the whole team with his All-Star nod. [ESPN]
• Patrice Bergeron being snubbed for the ASG wasn't even the most exciting part of yesterday's shenanigans. [WEEI]
• PK Subban is a jerk who makes jerk hits. Will he have a hearing? [Herald]
• The Bruins don't mind how they get their wins, but last night was an ugly one. [Guardian]
• Milan Lucic is a Patriots fan! [NESN]

NHL News:

• The idea is that Mike Cammalleri talked his way out of Montreal. Ha. [Globe]
• A Flyers fan has been arrested in the altercation after the Winter Classic. [NBC Philly]
• Max Talbot is angry that Steve Staios hit him dirtily. [CSN Philly]
• Luke Schenn is not letting trade rumors bother him. [PHT]
• Who will win the President's trophy this year? [THW]
• Mike Green has been placed on LTIR. Sad Caps fans are sad. [CSN Washington]