Friday Mourning Skate: Black Friday Deal: This Space for Rent

While everyone's out at whatever store trampling people to death to save 200 bucks on a TV, I'm...actually on my way to Canada. However, there is one Black Friday deal that I can offer:

You can pick a topic for me to write about in this space.

All you need to do is donate $50 to my movember page: http://mobro.co/CorneliusH

Some rules:

• Must be $50 in a single donation.
• Topics have to be at least tangentially hockey-related.
• It's for charity, I don't actually get any money out of it. It's a good cause that I've been supporting for a couple years now.
• Anyone can buy. So far I've got a habs fan and a leafs fan buying topics. Yipes.
• Donations must be in by December 1st to count.