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Monday Morning Skate: Mission Accomplished, Agent Burke

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WE DID IT!
WE DID IT!

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Congratulations, Agent Burke. You did it. We're sorry that your mission was cut short, but you were as successful as possible. Not only did you successfully smuggle top-end talent back accross the border, but you submarined the Leafs long enough that the Bruins were able to compile a 17-3-3 record against Toronto in that time. That's pretty impressive for any matchup.

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Not only have the Bruins whooped on the Leafs, with the aid of TyTy and Dougie (and we're hoping eventually Knight), but you were able to send over Tomas Kaberle, who was still pretty decent despite not being super-great. Whatever, we got the cup. Your ring has been held in storage, but we'll make sure it ends up in your hands. Remember our agreement: don't wear it in public, don't tell anyone. Your service to the black and gold will be remembered forever by those who know about it. If this document or any other communications should leak, your hard work will be all for naught.

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Godspeed, Burkie. Enjoy your vacation. You've definitely earned it.

Your friend in the struggle,

GM-8

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