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Cup of Chowder Staff Predicts the 2013-2014 Season

because YAY PREDICTIONS

Jeff Gross

Q1: What will the Flortheast Standings look like at the end of the season?

Team Dan Wayne Steph Birda Ian Sean Sarah Gus/NHZ Servo Erin Cornelius
Bruins 1 1 1 2 1 1 1 3 1 1 1
Red Wings 4 5 1 2 2 2 2 2 4 2 6
Senators 2 4 4 4 3 3 4 1 2 3 2
Habs 5 3 5 5 5 4 3 4 3 4 4
Maple Leafs 3 2 7 6 4 6 5 6 5 5 6
Lightning 7 7 6 3 6 7 6 7 7 6 7
Panthers 6 6 3 8 7 5 8 5 6 8 3
Sabres 8 8 8 7 8 8 7 8 8 7 8

Q2: Who will win the President's Trophy?

Ian St. Louis Blues
Sean Chicago Blackhawks
Sarah Boston Bruins
Gus/NHZ Blackhawks (because they're really freaking good)
Dan/td> Blackhawks
Wayne Blackhawks
Steph Edmonton Oilers
Birda Blues
Servo Blackhawks
Cornelius New York Rangers
Erin Blackhawks

Q3: Who will win at the NHL Awards?

Award Dan Wayne Steph Birda Ian Sean Sarah Gus/NHZ Servo Erin Cornelius
Art Ross Malkin Malkin A Sedin Stamkos Malkin Crosby Stamkos Crosby Stamkos Crosby Crosby
Hart Malkin Malkin Ovechkin Datsyuk Malkin Crosby Ovechkin Stamkos Tavares Crosby Crosby
Vezina Rask Rask Lundqvist Bernier Rask Quick Rask Rask Holtby Rask Rask
Norris Wideman Doughty Ference Chara Suter Suter Karlsson Karlsson Suter Suter Chara
Calder Drouin (note: LOL) Jones no idea Drouin Forsberg Nichushkin MacKinnon Krug Jones Nichushkin Jones
Selke BERGERON BERGERON BERGERON BERGERON BERGERON BERGERON BERGERON BERGERON BERGERON BERGERON BERGERON
Jack Adams Ruff Oates Julien Hitchcock Tippett Babcock PATRICK ROY Oates Oates Hitchcock Vigneault
Lady Byng Datsyuk St. Louis St. Louis Datsyuk Datsyuk St. Louis St. Louis Bergeron Cooke Eberle Krejci

Q3: Who will win the Cup/Conn Smythe?

Team Dan Wayne Steph Birda Ian Sean Sarah Gus/NHZ Servo Erin Cornelius
CUP: Bruins Rangers Bruins Bruins Sharks Kings Bruins Capitals Rangers Kings Bruins
Conn Smythe Bergeron Lundqvist IDK Oshie Thornton Doughty Bergeron Backstrom Lundqvist Kopitar Krejci

Q4: How many points will the Bruins finish with?

Dan Wayne Steph Birda Ian Sean Sarah Gus/NHZ Servo Erin Cornelius
104 105 97 101 104 98 105 95 107 96 103

Q5: What will be the biggest surprise this season?

Dan: Dennis Wideman shatters the individual scoring record with 521 points. At the Olympic break.
Wayne: For Boston: How much Iginla still has in the tank. For the league: Toronto may actually have a great year.
Steph: SVEDBEST.
Birda: Shawn Thornton will blossom into a magical, mystical goal-scoring machine. Oh, um, and Hamilton will get shut out by Bart and Kruger.
Ian: Tyler Seguin!
Sean: The Oilers not being terrible.
Sarah: Loui Eriksson will lead the team in scoring.
Gus: The Panthers will threaten to make the playoffs behind a goaltending rebound, Hoobadoo, and some of their other young talent/FA pick-ups gelling.
Servo: League?: Vancouver drops off a cliff (oh, you said surprise!). Team: The powerplay rebounds
Erin: Tyler Seguin scores 35 goals.
Cornelius: Phil Kessel: Pugilist.