Cherrypicking: Ten of the Greatest Day-After Panic Trade Tweets

The following gif perfectly sums up the panic-stricken portion of the Bruins fanbase today. Apparently to some the "window is closing" and the only solution is to trade the core of the team for pucks, or Jonathan Drouin (yes, really) or...a lot of other silly things, really.

Here are some of today's greatest "TRADE [player x]!!!!!1" tweets, sorted by player:

ZDENO CHARA

@NHLBruins please for the love of god. Trade chara while he is still worth something. If he is at all. Enough is enough.

— Zack Gottlich (@SemperStupified) June 25, 2013

Literally useless.

Trade Chara. He is literally useless. Hes been on the ice for 8 of the goals in the cup. Get rid of him

— Kyle Ferry (@KyleNFerry) June 25, 2013

Lots of cursing! And apparently Chara is now Czech?

I've said it a thousand times trade Chara's dumbass fucking goon Czech gargantuan moronic no good piece of shit ass

— Sean Hamel (@seanhamel) June 25, 2013

Screw Krejci for Ryan, how about CHARA FOR RYAN. SHOCK THE WORLD

#Bruins need a pure scorer to complement the first line. I'd suggest making a run at Bobby Ryan. Fuck, I'd even trade Chara for him.

— Corey Heaward (@cheaward) June 25, 2013

THIS ONE IS MY FAVORITE

@dafoomie Trade Chara to COL and get their 1st ovr pick and get Drouin and re sign Horton with the money from trading Zee

— TheWrecklesswarrior (@Wreckesswarrior) June 25, 2013

And this is just silly.

People are calling Bruins fans crazy for wanting to trade Chara... He is NOT popular here. He never was and never will be. TAKE HIM

— MLynn (@mandab13) June 25, 2013

TYLER SEGUIN

We should trade tyler seguin. He's a fuckin chump and we'll get a lot for him cause he's overrated.

— America's Lawyer (@RealSeanPowers) June 25, 2013

BROONS HOCKEY! *fights a dude* *chugs a beer* *punches thru a pane of glass*

Bruins should look to trade Seguin he's soft, he doesn't play Boston Bruin style hockey, and he doesn't produce when it counts

— Ian Murphy (@ian_murph) June 25, 2013

Trade Seguin for Hall, 1/1. Any takers?

— Kevin Paul Dupont (@GlobeKPD) June 25, 2013

David Krejci

Shockingly.....there are no tweets about trading David Krejci. THERE IS NO SPOON

Milan Lucic

HAHAHAHA *chokes* HAHAHAHAHHA I can't anymore, I'm done

Trade Lucic and Thorton and get Sedin twins need more finesse on the team

— Bob F (@Chicken_KaBOB) June 25, 2013