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<p><b>All the news of the Boston Bruins (and former Bruins) fit to print: </b></p>
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<li> Only 44 days left until Bruins Hockey, what better excuse to celebrate Dennis Seidenberg! (video 0:31) [<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlOJptIdpyg">YouTube</a>]</li>
<li> Dennis Seidenberg schools Colby Armstrong, who made bad, bad choices. (video, 3:50) [<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMKXfF2j4jk">YouTube</a>]</li>
<li> Revisit this Merlot Line goal against the Rangers in Game #3, because Daniel Paille. (video, 0:30) [<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPultg1Tzf4">YouTube</a>]</li>
<li> Former Bruin Hal Gill is still looking to sign with a team after his compliance buyout by the Predators. [<a href="http://www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/hockey/globe-on-hockey/gill-one-of-many-nhl-free-agents-anxious-to-find-home/article13864211/">TheGlobeAndMail</a>]</li>
<li> Okay, maybe the Bruins aren't signing Jose Theodore, but maybe a camp invite to one of the several unsigned NHL veteran netminders wouldn't be a bad idea. [<a href="http://www.hockeybuzz.com/blog/Ty-Anderson/Bruins-say-ixnay-on-the-Jose/141/53442#.UhN4bJL2Z8E">HockeyBuzz</a>]</li>
<li> Momentum or "nomentum?" The Bruins/Leafs game #7 is used to illustrate the fallacy of momentum. [<a href="http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/9580775/bill-barnwell-theory-momentum-football">Grantland</a>]</li>
<li> The Penguins have called in former Bruin Mike Bales (in addition to a sports psychologist) to help #1 goaltender Marc-Andre Fleury find his game. [<a href="http://triblive.com/sports/penguins/4557889-74/fleury-bylsma-goaltender#axzz2cTfwFzi0">TribLive</a>]</li>
<li> Teemu 4EVAH or nevermore? Teemu Selanne to decide on his future by next week. [<a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/teemu-selanne-next-week-know-m-going-121139338.html">PuckDaddy</a>]</li>
<li> Because we can. Sartorial analysis of former Bruin Jaromir Jagr 's early 90's swagr. [<a href="http://blogs.thescore.com/nhl/2012/10/11/a-very-important-in-depth-analysis-of-early-90s-style-featuring-jaromir-swagr/">BackhandShelf</a>]</li>
<li> Uniform flap in Toronto, transit workers don't want to wear anything like Le Bleu, Blanc, et Rouge. [<a href="http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/story/2013/08/20/ttc-workers-reject-canadiens-coloured-uniforms.html">CBC</a>]</li>
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