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Hello
Come in, have a seat. Can I get you a drink? Maybe some coconut water.
I'm here to talk to you about Ameri- * voice cracks * America.
In non Phil Kessel Sex Eyes news, the Dubuque Fighting Saints of the USHL are playing Omsk at 8am.
What's on tap?