Some schlub who walked out on the team that drafted him and a guy who can't score outside the shootout sat on either side of Patrice Bergeron in the stars of the week listing for the NHL today.
Bergeron has scored in every game he's ever played in this whole week, 5 goals and 1 assist for 6 total points. He's also Patrice Bergeron.
Which Patrice Bergeron? This Patrice Bergeron: