Good morning, all. Another day trying to escape from Shawn Thornton's basement. I think I've gone insane. I even think I see the sea.
Hold on, maybe I'm not crazy? Maybe that really is the sea? Last time someone was banging around upstairs, I think there was a Lott of swearing in a foreign language...could it be?
Am I trapped in Rask and Thornton's boat? Oh my word. Time to start getting some attention. Be right back.
Hey! Hey I hear you can't break a goalie stick worth a damn!
Someone's coming! They're at the door! It's...
Bless us all. I'm free. We'll return to our regularly scheduled morning skate now.
What's on tap?