Friday Morning Skate: Scotland votes no

As I'm sure you were all aware, Scotland voted yesterday on whether to become an independent state or not. They voted "no." Suckers. As soon as the vote was announced, the UK government started claiming that the promises they made about concessions to Ireland were works-in-progress and the like.

The message is clear: living under the British crown sucks. There's a reason that nobody likes the English, even if England is lovely to visit.

Anyways, its Friday! What's on tap, y'all?