Tuesday Morning Skate: Help us, Patrice-Ber Geron

I don't want to say I'm giving up on the Patriots entirely, but last night's Patriots game was a shitshow among shitshows. Here's some of my favorite hyperbole about it:

Does Brady hate this game more or 9/8/08 Pollard game?

— Jimmy Murphy (@MurphysLaw74) September 30, 2014

This game is so bad I reflexively started writing a recap.

— OverTheMonster (@OverTheMonster) September 30, 2014

That moves Tom Brady into a tie with Geno Smith for passing touchdowns this yeHEY STOP LAUGHING THIS IS SERIOUS

— Ryan Nanni (@celebrityhottub) September 30, 2014

That last one stings especially. So, in the grand tradition....

Help us, Patrice-Ber Geron. You're our only hope...