This is a new segment on Chowder where we will toss a seemingly inane question at our opposition on twitter and see what sort of #hot #takes we can get out of it! Today's question:
Hi @arcticicehockey and Jets fans of the world: Please do me a favor and describe Blake Wheeler in one tweet. Thank u— Sarah Connors (@sarah_connors) October 8, 2015
There was a slight delay before I got my first answer...
maybe jets twitter just isn't awake yet. what time do winnipeggers usually emerge from their ice hovels on weekdays?— Sarah Connors (@sarah_connors) October 8, 2015
but then they arose from their frozen ice holes and the lukewarm takes began rolling in!
@sarah_connors It's raining here and it's freaking us out. We should have like 5 feet of snow by now but give it about half an hour— Monique Olivier (@pyroclasticgrub) October 8, 2015
@sarah_connors @DOYBree @arcticicehockey relentless— Holly (@HollyHollywood8) October 8, 2015
@sarah_connors @arcticicehockey Beautiful hockey man of goal scoring and crooked smiles who still looks like a 5 year old despite being 29.— Mrs. Frankenstein (@DOYBree) October 8, 2015
@sarah_connors the definition of power forward. Great leadership skills and way faster than you'd expect from a guy his size.— Derek Gagnon (@DerekGagnon1) October 8, 2015
@sarah_connors @arcticicehockey offside— Ryan Blight (@arby_18) October 8, 2015
Kiki? The Hulk? Yoooo I don't know about that.
@sarah_connors @arcticicehockey hulk-ish. Don't get him angry, it only makes him more powerful.— prairiedaunofthedead (@prairiedaun) October 8, 2015
@sarah_connors @arcticicehockey Leader— Mike N (@northamm) October 8, 2015
@sarah_connors @arcticicehockey Another Coyotes first rounder that blossomed somewhere else.— Hockey Lake (@hockeylake72) October 8, 2015
@sarah_connors @arcticicehockey dreamboat. Is that two? Ok dreamy— Stephen Drennar (@StephenDrennar) October 8, 2015
and of course, there's always one grump with unrelated takes, but that's fine.
@sarah_connors not to mention your defense even WITH Chara is brutal. B's will be wildcard at best this year.— Garret Wilkinson (@garret_gojetsgo) October 8, 2015
Thank u for your contributions, Jets fans, as always.