GAMEDAY BIG QUESTION: What do Jets fans think of former Bruin Blake Wheeler?

This is a new segment on Chowder where we will toss a seemingly inane question at our opposition on twitter and see what sort of #hot #takes we can get out of it! Today's question:

Hi @arcticicehockey and Jets fans of the world: Please do me a favor and describe Blake Wheeler in one tweet. Thank u

— Sarah Connors (@sarah_connors) October 8, 2015

There was a slight delay before I got my first answer...

maybe jets twitter just isn't awake yet. what time do winnipeggers usually emerge from their ice hovels on weekdays?

— Sarah Connors (@sarah_connors) October 8, 2015

but then they arose from their frozen ice holes and the lukewarm takes began rolling in!

@sarah_connors It's raining here and it's freaking us out. We should have like 5 feet of snow by now but give it about half an hour

— Monique Olivier (@pyroclasticgrub) October 8, 2015

@sarah_connors @DOYBree @arcticicehockey relentless

— Holly (@HollyHollywood8) October 8, 2015

@sarah_connors @arcticicehockey Beautiful hockey man of goal scoring and crooked smiles who still looks like a 5 year old despite being 29.

— Mrs. Frankenstein (@DOYBree) October 8, 2015

@sarah_connors the definition of power forward. Great leadership skills and way faster than you'd expect from a guy his size.

— Derek Gagnon (@DerekGagnon1) October 8, 2015

RYAN KNOWS

@sarah_connors @arcticicehockey offside

— Ryan Blight (@arby_18) October 8, 2015

Kiki? The Hulk? Yoooo I don't know about that.

@sarah_connors @arcticicehockey hulk-ish. Don't get him angry, it only makes him more powerful.

— prairiedaunofthedead (@prairiedaun) October 8, 2015

@sarah_connors @arcticicehockey Leader

— Mike N (@northamm) October 8, 2015

@sarah_connors @arcticicehockey Another Coyotes first rounder that blossomed somewhere else.

— Hockey Lake (@hockeylake72) October 8, 2015

@sarah_connors @arcticicehockey dreamboat. Is that two? Ok dreamy

— Stephen Drennar (@StephenDrennar) October 8, 2015

and of course, there's always one grump with unrelated takes, but that's fine.

@sarah_connors not to mention your defense even WITH Chara is brutal. B's will be wildcard at best this year.

— Garret Wilkinson (@garret_gojetsgo) October 8, 2015

Thank u for your contributions, Jets fans, as always.