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Real fact: When I was growing up, we'd make periodic trips out to the middle of Illinois to visit my grandparents. My mother refused to allow us to stop in Ohio for any reason because, as she put it, there was only fire and measles there. I don't think she was that far off, to be honest.
So what's on tap?