The Hot Takery Bakery: Open for Business!

Welcome to the Hot Takery Bakery!

Founded formally in February 2016, the Bakery was created for the people, by the people. But the bakery had always existed; everyone contributed, whether professional writers, bloggers, or old people yelling at clouds. Each Take is made fresh daily in our kitchen and baked to perfection in the oven we named "Social Media," so you can be sure that each Take you receive is, indeed, hot.

SAMPLE MENU:

Brewin'

David Krejci...........................................$7.25 million

@NHL_Trade How about David Krejci to STL for Shattenkirk, pick and maybe prospect.

— Paul Steckel (@Paul_Steckel) January 19, 2016

Weekly faves

James van Riemsdyk......................$4.25 million

Additional nutrition info:

Anaheim trade:

• Fredrik Andersen• Jakob Silfverberg• 4th round draft pick

Toronto:

• James Van Riemsdyk James Reimer 3rd round draft pick

— Zyzz-Nostradamus (@WeTheNorth11) November 3, 2015

PK Subban.............................$9 million

Additional nutrition info:

Loui Erikkson for PK Subban. Besides the Canadiens, who says no?

— Justin Rebello (@justinreb21) February 18, 2016

Keith Yandle................................$2.625 million

Add royal blue Rick Nash frosting for an extra $7.5 million

Additional nutrition info:

I'd be willing to trade Rick Nash in the offseason to retain Keith Yandle #Rangers

— Alec Zucker (@AlecZucker) January 12, 2016

Something Swede-er:

Loui Eriksson............................................$4.25 million

Additional nutrition info:

Flyers trade rumor: Mark Streit to BOS for Loui Eriksson

— Collin Silverman (@collinsilverman) February 6, 2016

Today's specials:

-IT'S CAPTAINS' WEEK! Come in to buy Steven Stamkos ($7.5 million), Zdeno Chara ($6,916,667), and Max Pacioretty ($4.5 million) Takes

-For each Habs loss, we'll bake a fresh batch of  "Jonathan Drouin to the Canadiens" Takes!

Photo gallery coming soon!