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The Hot Takery Bakery: Open for Business!

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With the trade deadline swiftly approaching, every hockey fan's favourite seasonal eatery is open and serving up the tastiest trade rumours!

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Welcome to the Hot Takery Bakery!

Founded formally in February 2016, the Bakery was created for the people, by the people. But the bakery had always existed; everyone contributed, whether professional writers, bloggers, or old people yelling at clouds. Each Take is made fresh daily in our kitchen and baked to perfection in the oven we named "Social Media," so you can be sure that each Take you receive is, indeed, hot.

SAMPLE MENU:


Brewin'

David Krejci...........................................$7.25 million


Weekly faves

James van Riemsdyk......................$4.25 million

Additional nutrition info:

PK Subban.............................$9 million

Additional nutrition info:


Keith Yandle................................$2.625 million
Add royal blue Rick Nash frosting for an extra $7.5 million

Additional nutrition info:


Something Swede-er:

Loui Eriksson............................................$4.25 million

Additional nutrition info:


Today's specials:

-IT'S CAPTAINS' WEEK! Come in to buy Steven Stamkos ($7.5 million), Zdeno Chara ($6,916,667), and Max Pacioretty ($4.5 million) Takes

-For each Habs loss, we'll bake a fresh batch of  "Jonathan Drouin to the Canadiens" Takes!

Photo gallery coming soon!