Well actually, you CAN start a Bruins game better than that

Tonight, the Bruins scored 45 seconds into the game:

And then a whole bunch of people, our own twitter feed included, said that it was “the best start to a Bruins game” you could ask for. Idiots.

Does nobody remember the 2011 punch-up against Dallas? C’mon. Watch this at intermission or something:

Enjoy, you rapscallions.