Soooo....I joked earlier today that we should make a drinking game earlier today with things people say a lot on here. It was obviously a joke....but I'm sitting here watching the Sox with some belgian white and figured you know what...I got time on my hands.
I'm just gonna start this off saying that the point of this isn't to make fun of any opinions or call any one out or anything. A lot of these are actually very valid and I'm sure if you looked through my history I've said AT LEAST one of these before myself. All for good fun.
Now that we got that out of the way...let's start!
Senyshyn the bust/Barzal over Senyshyn/Anything like that....DRINK
This is what I made the joke about earlier so obviously it's gotta be on the list. Obviously this is one of the more valid ones but definitely one of the more annoying ones to see because we see it A LOT.
Backes is overpaid....DRINK
Again, very valid but VERY overstated. Why must we continue talking about things we already agree on?
Fire Sweeney/ Sweeney Sucks.....DRINK
More often than not this one likely follows one of the first two....if that's the case drink an additional time.
Pasta/Krejci/anybody else is soft....DRINK
yeah yeah yeah they are I'm not gonna deny that. Whatever...not their job. They get payed to score not body someone on the boards.
This team isn't beating Tampa...DRINK
...yeah we probably aren't. BUT IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY DON'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL
Coyle for Donato was a bad trade....DRINK
This one has died down recently but I'm still gonna list it sue me
Before we continue with this drinking game I'd like to take a moment to say Nunez you are absolutely trash and I hope I never see you start another game for the Sox. Now back to your scheduled program.
Play the kids....DRINK
This one I feel like there are degrees to, there are times where it's perfectly reasonable....other times it's trading Krug and playing Vaak in the top 4. Speaking of trading Krug.....
Trade Krug.....DRINK
The two camps in this argument are firmly set and no one is going to be switching sides any times soon.
Play Krug as a forward....Drown the bottle
No...that's it just no. If you are thinking this don't say it.
Additional Rules
If any one comment has three or more drink an additional time
bonus points if you play the game with Tin Cup
If you can think of any additional things to add to the list let me know hahahahaha
Again this isn't meant to be serious, completely lighthearted, not trying to offend anyone.
Also.... MOOKIE BETTS AND ANDREW BENINTENDI LET'S GO
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